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    I remember when she was underage and having an affair with Bruce Willis. Ugh.
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    ^^^^ What?????

    Ugh, that's just so gross!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Shawn Holley must be laughing at how Lindsay is going to pay them!
    Shawn Holley probably hasn't stopped laughing since the judge accepted her resignation. For various reasons. On quiet nights I imagine I can hear her from over here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly_On_TheWall View Post
    I don't understand why people keep wanting to save her. She doesn't appreciate it and she doesn't learn from it. She'll only learn if they let her fail. I just don't understand.
    Shawn Holley excepted, I don't think these people want to save her. They want the spotlight and she brings the cameras.
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    Lindsay Lohan
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    Prosecutors have ended plea negotiations with Lindsay Lohan and are preparing for a trial Monday ... this according to law enforcement sources.

    We're told negotiations broke down because Lindsay won't accept ANY punishment for lying to cops in connection with her car accident last June. As we reported, Lindsay told police she was NOT driving the Porsche that crashed into a truck on Pacific Coast Highway -- she was.

    Fact is ... negotiations were doomed from the get-go, because Lindsay's lawyer, Mark Heller, did not have his client on board when he tried cutting a deal.

    There's one other chance of avoiding trial. Everyone must be in court Monday, and Lindsay's lawyer could try and enter a plea, but given Lindsay's state of mind ... it's highly unlikely.

    Trial will start Monday. In addition to the lying-to-cops crime, Lindsay could face months in jail for violating her probation in her jewelry heist case -- part of the probation was to obey all laws.

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    WAIT - March 18th is the date Lindsay goes to court and Leann's latest/greatest new album is released. The myan calendar was read incorrectly. March 18th is the end of the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    This is Lindsay related but I can't post it. It is safe and worth the click.

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    omg that made me laugh I love the convient store layout one
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    It's probably old but still funny:

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    bwahahahahaha I've never seen that one I love it!
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    Thursday, March 14th 2013
    Guess Who Was Drunk Off Her Ass At A Charity Event On Tuesday Night?





    The answer would've been obvious even if I didn't post a picture. Hell, the answer would've been obvious if I asked the question, "Guess who was drunk off her ass today?" The correct answer is always White Oprah!
    Seen above just seconds before screaming, "Somebody turn off the spin cycle! The room is spinning too fast," Justin Bieber's newest nemesis showed up to the Rock Love Art Ball in NYC on Tuesday night. The organizers of the event invited White Oprah, because they got an extra tax write-off if they gave a hot meal and a bottle of booze to the needy. White Oprah acted exactly how you would expect White Oprah to act at any event. She was a drunken, embarrassing mess.
    A source tells the NYDN that White Oprah was shit-faced by the time dinner ended and when the ceremony began and they started passing out awards, she constantly stood up and clapped her hands like a stupid seal on speed. During the live auction, she kept clapping until the auction lady told her that she basically just unknowingly won a bunch of items she can't afford to buy. The source said:

    “[She was] clapping and raising her hands in the air. This prompted the auction leader to call out to her, ‘Ma’am, I have to remind you, when I see your hands above your eyebrows it means that you are bidding.’ She told her to stop jiggling around.”
    Jiggling around? Why am I picturing a drunken White Oprah (that's redundant, I know) dancing on her chair while jiggling her titties around? If the auction leader was smart, she would've went into the hall, ripped a fire extinguisher from off the wall and auctioned that off. Everyone at that event would've emptied their wallets to buy that fire extinguisher, so they could've turned it on White Oprah's messy ass.
    And here's the many drunken faces of W.O.





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    Lindsay Lohan
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    Lindsay Lohan
    's past may come back to haunt her when she goes to trial next week for allegedly lying to cops after her car accident ... because TMZ has learned, prosecutors will attempt to introduce evidence she's done exactly the same thing twice before.

    Law enforcement sources directly connected to the case tell TMZ ... prosecutors are convinced that Lindsay has an M.O. when she gets into trouble on the road -- telling cops she wasn't driving, even though she was.

    Lindsay is being prosecuted for allegedly telling cops she was a passenger in the Porsche that crashed into a truck last June on Pacific Coast Highway when in fact she was the driver.

    We've learned prosecutors want the jury to hear about 2 prior incidents:


    1. May, 2007 : Lindsay was busted in Bev Hills for driving under the influence after her Mercedes struck a curb at 5:30 AM on Sunset Blvd. Lindsay told cops she was a passenger in the car. LIE.


    2. March, 2012 : Lindsay was leaving the Sayers Club in Hollywood in her Porsche just after midnight when she allegedly struck a pedestrian and fled. She told cops she was a passenger. LIE.

    Our sources say prosecutors will attempt to introduce the 2 incidents under the law that allows evidence of "prior bad acts" that shows a pattern of misconduct.

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    Please make something stick this time; it's not right that the rest of society has to pay for Lindsay's incompetency as a human being.
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    She hit a person and still no jail time. With her history you'd think she'd be put in jail.Like a three strike rule. Her police record is long.Had that been you or I our asses would be in jail, pronto. She must have some powerful lips.

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    I think it's Ali who gives stellar blow jobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly_On_TheWall View Post
    She hit a person and still no jail time. With her history you'd think she'd be put in jail.Like a three strike rule. Her police record is long.Had that been you or I our asses would be in jail, pronto. She must have some powerful lips.
    This can never be posted enough.

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