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    Please please tell me that the 18th, if her probation is revoked they handcuff her then and there and take her away. I so want to see that.
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    ^ I believe the 18th the trial starts. I'm going to have my popcorn ready
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    Lindsay Lohan
    I'm Keeping My Lawyer
    The Media Lies!!!


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    Lindsay Lohan
    doesn't care that the judge in her criminal case and the media have called her lawyer incompetent ... she's sticking with him.

    Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ ... she's angry that the media is painting Mark Heller as a nincompoop. She says, "It's all lies."

    What's more ... Lindsay doesn't care that Judge James Dabney also called Heller incompetent to practice in California. In fact, the judge was brutally honest ... to the point he said if Lindsay keeps Heller, he'll order her to court for the next hearing to explain why she would be waiving her right to a lawyer who knows what he's doing.

    As we first reported ... Michael Lohan reached out to his daughter and offered to pay for a new lawyer, but she turned him down flat.

    Lindsay has 12 days to change her mind, because her criminal trial kicks off on the 18th. If Heller screws up, Lindsay could end up in the pokey for months.

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    Jolly good show! It'd have been pretty sad if she'd traded him in for a real lawyer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    Jolly good show! It'd have been pretty sad if she'd traded him in for a real lawyer
    Me too. I think I am more excited to see him make an ass of himself on the 18th then to see her found guilty and sent to jail (which won't happen)
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    I think it's kind of them to schedule the trial during my vacation.
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    Are you going to Ohio?
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    Ha, no, although my mother is really starting to whine that it's been so long since I've gottem back for a visit. I'm actually going to the other whackado state.
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    Well, thank goodness you've warned Shellee & FGG.
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    Montana - hope this helps you locate some spots along US 1 to pull over and take care of your needs.

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    How did you know? You've been stalking me haven't ya.
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    Well, stalking, and reading the paper.
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    I might even have to take a break from watching the Jodi Arias trial (which I am fucking glued to) in order to watch this circus.

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    Wouldn't it be great if they had Jodi spend some quality time with Linds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Montana - hope this helps you locate some spots along US 1 to pull over and take care of your needs.

    Looks like they named an island after you, Shellee!
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