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    I'm surprised she even returned it and didn't claim somebody stole it out of the car when she was returning it or something. Can this be vandalism? Can this be used against her probation?

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    true story: back in the 80's jessica lange returned a loaner gown to now defunct ny based couturier Fabrice covered with shit.
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    ^^Awesome but nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    true story: back in the 80's jessica lange returned a loaner gown to now defunct ny based couturier Fabrice covered with shit.
    Was it her own shit?
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    So many celebs sound like the nastiest, least hygienic people on the planet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Was it her own shit?




    yes, at least they assumed so. it was all over the inside of the dress. no note, no 'i'm sorry', they wondered why she just didn't keep it and not send it back



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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post

    Reminds me of when Whoopi Goldberg got her dress stuck in a shredder in Jumping Jack Flash.
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    Abusing laxatives is bad, mmmkay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post


    yes, at least they assumed so. it was all over the inside of the dress. no note, no 'i'm sorry', they wondered why she just didn't keep it and not send it back
    Oh gross. I hate hearing this because I'm loving her come back and hate to think of her as nasty.
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    Why would you wear a long gown to a club anyway? Unless you're an idiot Lohan of course.
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    Why the fuck is Charlie Sheen still bailing her out?
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    He's trying to buy himself another Goddess. WINNING!
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post


    yes, at least they assumed so. it was all over the inside of the dress. no note, no 'i'm sorry', they wondered why she just didn't keep it and not send it back
    Jesus that's disgusting! I was thinking it could have been one of her toddlers at the time, but inside the dress? No way. Sounds like a laxative issue.
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    So now we have to add Gownslasher to her official title of Kleptoskank Drunk-Driving Crackwhore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Why the fuck is Charlie Sheen still bailing her out?
    She MUST pull the most awesome tricks, if all these dirtbags are so into her...

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