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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer
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    One of Lindsay Lohan's lawyers is admitting she can't get in touch with her, can't make her sit down for a deposition in a pending lawsuit -- and, most importantly, she doesn't want to get blamed for her client's world class flakiness.

    As we reported, photog Grigor Balyan recently filed docs claiming Lindsay's been busy partying instead of sitting for a deposition in his lawsuit against her. Balyan claims Lindsay's assistant drove into him while leaving a Hollywood nightclub back in 2010 ... with LiLo riding shotgun.

    Now, attorney Julia Azrael -- who represents Lohan in this case -- has filed documents ... insisting she shouldn't be held responsible for Lindsay's disappearing act.

    Azrael writes, "I have made many efforts to convince Lohan to appear for her deposition. I do not know how to reach her directly."

    In the docs, Azrael claims she has to go through Lindsay's other lawyer, Mark Heller, to get through to Linds -- and says Heller's been stringing her along.

    Balyan has asked the judge to fine Lindsay and Azrael for giving him the runaround.

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    I'm gonna way TMZ didn't get the story correct and this is actually the lawyer for the person suing her...

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    No looks like they got it right. Baylan is the victim. Azrael reps Lohan but can only contact her through Heller who is being a dick. Azreal doesn't want to be fined for Lilo not cooperating and probably wishes she had never taken the case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    No looks like they got it right. Baylan is the victim. Azrael reps Lohan but can only contact her through Heller who is being a dick. Azreal doesn't want to be fined for Lilo not cooperating and probably wishes she had never taken the case.
    Wow really? crazy.. not even meeting with your own lawyer.. I say let Heller handle the case then.. bet that will be their response

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    Oh they can just cry a river. Surely they knew the job was hard when they took it. This is Lindsay Lohan for crying out loud.
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    * hopes she will have to represent herself *

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    * hopes she will have to represent herself *
    That would be a sight to see.

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    I feel like I am reading an obituary in progress.
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    Oh Azrael, what's become of you:
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    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Exclusive: Lindsay Lohan Returns Borrowed $1,750 Designer Dress in Tatters: PICTURES

    Shear madness? Lindsay Lohan wore a gorgeous, beaded, floor-sweeping gown by Theia to an amFAR event on Feb. 6 in NYC, but by the time she returned it, the dress was half its original length.

    "She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] -- she couldn't possibly wear it like that -- so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress," a source tells Us Weekly. "But what bouncer has scissors?"

    "She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! " the source continues. "She's out of control and behaving really badly."

    The dress in question is actually the same one that fellow troubled star Charlie Sheen finagled for the 26-year-old actress. As revealed by Us Weekly, Sheen generously hooked up his Scary Movie 5 costar with the dress after personally putting in a call to celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch to outfit her for the glamorous AmFAR affair.

    He even said he'd "go halfsies" with the actress to pay for the gown, an offer she did not accept: Lohan ended up borrowing the dress.

    Last year, the actor offered to lend Lohan $100,000 to help cover her tax debt. The actress was said to have refused the money.

    Lindsay Lohan Returns Borrowed $1,750 Designer Dress in Tatters: PICTURES - UsMagazine.com

    pics at the link. why anyone allows this POS to borrow anything is beyond my comprehension.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    I wish they had a picture of the tattered dress.

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    Ahh but they do!

    Here is the original:



    and here is the new and improved version:

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    What do they fucking expect? No, really, are people lending their shit out to the car crash in order for publicity...Heaven's above. They're loving this.

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    At this point I don't feel bad for anyone who knowingly loans her anything, rents her anything or hires her. We smart GR folk have been asking why for what, like 6 years now?
    I do feel bad for that poor lady who had Elizabeth Taylor's trailor which was trashed by this low life loser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    At this point I don't feel bad for anyone who knowingly loans her anything, rents her anything or hires her.
    No shit. Anyone who puts anything into her possession should consider it a gift, because history says you won't get it back or won't get it back in the same condition.

    Besides, who the fuck would want to wear something she'd slithered into?
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    Posting this for the line about this being the dress version of Dina.

    Wednesday, February 20th 2013

    What Happens When You Let Lindsay Lohan Borrow A Designer Dress




    Even the Salvation Army shouldn't let Lindsay Lohan borrow a dress unless they don't want it back or are okay with it coming back to them drenched in bottom shelf vodka and covered with the blood splatters of some chick she hit in the face with a bottle. The only real reason to let Lindsay Lohan borrow a dress is if you've taken a $1 million life insurance policy (they really should sell life insurance policies for dresses) out on it and you want it to disappear off the face of the planet so you can cash in. But Lindsay Lohan's own personal Captain-Save-A-Ho Charlie Sheen helped a trick out again by sweet talking stylist Phillip Bloch into getting her a dress for an amFAR event two weeks ago. LiLo wore a beaded dress from Theia that cost $1,750. When Theia got the dress back, it was in the same state as Lindsay Lohan's career:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! That dress is just a tattered pile of tragicness. It's like a dress version of White Oprah.
    You're close if you're thinking that LiLo's dress looks like that because after she spilled some whiskey on it, a pack of drunk wolves attacked her and dragged her into an alley where a high-speed dump truck ran into her, sending her flying into a trash can fireplace. A source tells UsWeekly that LiLo's dress looks like that because it ripped at a club after the amFAR event.
    "She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] -- she couldn't possibly wear it like that -- so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress. She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! She's out of control and behaving really badly."
    Hey, at least they got the dress back and if they shake all the coke residue off of it, they probably have enough for a pretty fat line. Also, they can sell it on eBay as a Lohan original! And yes, White Oprah is going to want a cut of that sale.

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