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    It's scary, but Dina looks more like (the old) Lindsay than Lindsay does. And maybe even younger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dilligaf View Post
    I am creeped out by Dina's hands in that jacket.
    I'm creeped out that someone referred to her as a MILF
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    This story came out later than I thought it would. When a Lohan denies it must be a lie.

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    They both deny things that are caught on camera!
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    Did Dina Pull Another Dr. Phil? Lohan’s Totally Bizarre Behavior Caught On Camera, Appears Drunk Again!

    Posted on Feb 4, 2013 @ 15:18PM | By Amber Goodhand, News Editor


    Dina Lohan celebrated Happy Hour at Morel’s steakhouse at The Grove Friday afternoon and her bizarre behavior afterwards was reminiscent of her now infamous Dr. Phil “drunk” interview, as seen in video footage obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com.
    In the video, after some confusion on her part, Dina was quick to dismiss reports that she and her troubled daughter, Lindsay Lohan, couldn’t find a Los Angeles hotel that would take them in while they were here for Lilo’s latest court hearing, insisting, “That is such BS!

    “We’re at the Beverly Hills Hotel, we’re all good. That’s such BS!” the Lohan matriarch charges.
    The cameraman then gives Dina a compliment on her jacket, but she appears unable to focus and process his comment, exclaiming instead, “We’re going shopping!”

    “What are you going to buy?” The cameraman asks.
    “Lindsay gave me this jacket for Christmas…nice jacket,” she finally answers, ignoring his previous question.

    Dina also continues to try and ignore the pack of photographers following her and instead focuses her attention, what there is of it, on the other shoppers.
    “I love her, and your pink backpack…purple,” Dina says, pointing to someone walking by.

    “Wait, is there a train coming?” a confused Dina then asks, looking down at the tracks that carry a passenger trolly back and forth through The Grove. “I don’t need to get run over!”
    Distracted once again by the shoppers Dina points to a mother and daughter walking by and screams at them, “Ah, she is…you are…I don’t know who’s cuter!”

    When the cameraman asks Dina what her plans for the future are, she diverts her attention to another child walking by and says, “Adopting that little child walking over there!
    “Oh my god, can I like, babysit her?” Dina asks the mom.

    She then takes a minute to chat with the mom and little girl before enlisting the cameraman to help with a photo opportunity.
    As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Dina’s equally bizarre appearance on Dr. Phil last September was such a disaster that many viewers wondered whether she was drunk and suffering from similar alcohol and drug demons that have haunted Lindsay.

    The celebrity mom fought back against the accusations, blaming her behavior on being “upset.”
    “I was absolutely not under, intoxicated, or on any kind of medication. I was extremely upset,” she told Entertainment Tonight as explanation for her strange actions, that included her flipping the bird, fidgeting, giggling and avoiding most of the TV doc’s questions.

    However, many people, including Dina’s ex-husband, Michael Lohan, didn’t buy the excuse, and in an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Lindsay’s estranged father urged Dina to seek help for her problems.
    “Everyone has already seen the real you on Dr. Phil and [with] Matt Lauer. Instead of a talk show, go to rehab!” he blasted. “Sober up and learn to stop using our kids as pawns like you just did to Lindsay again after calling out for me after her arrest! Fix YOUR soul!”



    There's a video too, but I don't know how to bring it over. The best part of the vid is at about 1.40 when Dina is cooing over a little girl and the photog says she loves kids - especially black kids - and goes into fits of giggles. Is that a reference to our favourite black kid?

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    so basically nothing's changed, blohan is still blowing...dina is still a tard...and michael's still a douche and there still is no arrest *sigh
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    Tuesday, February 5th 2013
    Dina Lohan Scares Children, Calls Herself "The Most Misunderstood Mother In America"




    That's a look that says, "Read the F U on my shirt."
    After paying for lunch with photocopied money she made at FedEx Office (Side note: I miss Kinko's), a drunken White Oprah did the fame whore strut down the ho stroll at The Grove and told the paps that she and Lindsay Lohan are staying at The Beverly Hills Hotel (more like The Beverly Hills Adjacent Hotel aka The Best Western in West Hollywood) and she's been so busy with "work." (I like how she says "work" like she knows what that words means!) White Oprah kept blabbing about whatever until she ran into an adorable, innocent child and you know White Oprah. She hasn't met an adorable child she doesn't want to taint and ruin. Only in L.A. will a mother (with gorgeous eyebrows, by the way) ask her little girl if she wants to take a picture with Lindsay Lohan's mother. The smart little girl wasn't having it. She knows that you don't take candy from strangers and you don't hug a Dina Lohan, because if you do the next thing you know it's 18 years later and you're hungover in a court room while answering to your 15th felony charge of the year.
    Here's the awkwardness in all its awkward glory:




    White Oprah wasn't only in L.A. to terrorize innocent children with her vodka breath, she was also there to represent the definition of delusion once again. White Oprah talked to Extra's AC Slater and said that she's writing a tell-all book called A Parent Trapped, because she wants America to know the real her and thinks she can save lives.
    On how Lindsay Lohan's a target by the media, because she was raised by a single parent (???): “I really think she’s a target and since I am a single parent, I think they think there’s a weaker link that she doesn’t have as much protection around her.”

    On how she's so happy that LiLo lives at home with her now, because it's so much easier just stealing money from LiLo's purse than trying to figure out the login information for LiLo's bank account online: “I have been trying to get her out of [L.A.] for five years… she’s safer at home.”

    On the rumor that Lindsay Lohan was blacklisted from Shutters in Santa Monica for trashing one of their rooms in 2007: “That was so silly. We got to the hotel, and there were so many paparazzi, so we opted out. We went to another hotel, the suites were full and then we ended up at the Beverly Hills Hotel.”

    On how much hate is thrown at her: "I'm probably the most misunderstood mother in America."

    On why she's writing a tell-all: "I feel I'm a victim of domestic violence for years and if I can save a life or change a life... I want it to be a helpful book."

    On if Michael Lohan is helping her raise their kids and how she was a single mother straight out of the womb: “I don’t really want to speak about that on camera, but I’ve been a single mom my whole life. I’ve had sole custody and my other three have had no relationship with him. I’m always hopeful things will get better and slowly, but surely hopefully they are.”

    On if she wants LiLo to have kids one day: "Yes, I just want to babysit."
    That last line sent a chill through every CPS officer. And White Oprah went on to say, "Because newborn babies are worth so much more on the black market than 16-year-old boys. You hear that, Cody? Why couldn't you just sit still in that stroller and pretend to be a newborn baby like a good boy?"




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    Dina is writing a tell-all? Dina can write?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    Dina is writing a tell-all? Dina can write?!
    Not only that, but can Dina come up with an original thought?

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    When The Lady's Face In The Background Says It All




    Lindsay Lohan showed up to the amfAR Gala in NYC last night and where oh where to begin...

    THOSE CHEEKS! Phoebe Price better inject her farm to table cheeks with massive amounts of growth hormones, because LiLo is showing her up in the chicken cutlets department. LiLo's got a Costco chicken cutlets family pack stuffed into those cheeks.

    THOSE LIPS! That lipstick color makes her lips look like two long keloids. Not that she was invited, but the only way LiLo can go to the Grammys this Sunday is if she covers the puffy labia lips on her face with a pussy pastie.

    THAT WIG WEAVE THING! I'm not sure if that's an old wig, factory-defected Barbie hair from the Mattel factory or if she just pulled clumps of hair out of the drain, sprayed them down with shellac and threw that shit on her head.

    THOSE SHOES! Those are the shoes that come in the amateur drag queen starter kit.

    WOODY ALLEN! Creepy ass Woody Allen looks creeped out and that's an achievement since the contents of his hard drive can probably make the most seasoned FBI agent blush.

    THE ENTIRE LOOK! It's very "60-something retired Italian porn star turned black widow."

    With all that being said, this might be the best she's looked in months! I guess living in White Oprah's house is doing her some good. Yeah, the NYDN says that LiLo can't even afford rent at the Y, so she's moved back into her old room at White Oprah's house on Long Island. QUICK! Somebody get Albert Maysles over there, because that mess sounds like the coked up, drunk version of Grey Gardens. Grey Goose Gardens!



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    I don't understand how she keeps getting invited to these things. Is she the like the hot mess friend we keep in our lives to remind us we do have our shit together?

    Woody Allen just looks confused.
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    OK, not sure how much credibility Enty Lawyer at CDAN has around here, but according to him, she was there as the guest of a rich businessman.

    Lindsay Lohan Living Back At Home - Still Providing Companionship Services


    The NY Daily News is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her childhood home. Sleeping in the same bed she used to before she moved out to LA to make it big. Instead of trying to sell her book, Dina Lohan should be calling every production company she knows and agree to film an uncensored reality show right in the house. Just hook it up with cameras Big Brother style and make it $5 a night on pay-per-view. Cameras in every room. Microphones everywhere. Nothing out of bounds. The family would make millions and the rest of the world can see who gets drunk the quickest. The fights and the falling down. All of it. Just throw in the towel on trying to pretend that everyone is sweet and innocent and just sell out for the money. The only thing that would probably be missing is Lindsay meeting her dates. Apparently she is an outcall only kind of woman. Last night she was a companion for a Middle Eastern man at the amfAR gala in New York. This was a day after she flew in and out of Dubai in 24 hours. I'm guessing the IRS will see none of this money. Apparently they didn't see any of the $100K she was paid for New Year's Eve. Dina got it all.
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    At least she's getting hired for something.
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    Those rich Dubai men have no taste in women.

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    That's what i was just thinking, surely they could find somebody less skanky than Lohan to be seen with?
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