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    I especially loved that line too.
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    landon lohan? well, that's a tongue-twister.
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    That's a great name for his future in porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chartreuse View Post
    landon lohan? well, that's a tongue-twister.

    I can't help but feel Kate tried to find a boys name as close to Lindsay as possible..

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    You know, I think so too, now that you've pointed that out.
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    I can't get over her face bloat... she's looked like hot mess before, but not road kill-mess. She looks sick, like liver and kidney failing, sick. How drug-fucked does Dina seriously need to be to not get her daughter into rehab?

    Lindsay Lohan unveils new red triangle and script tattoo as she dresses in little black dress and killer Christian Louboutin heels for court hearing | Mail Online

    She had a tattoo of an innocent little girl etched into her arm before one of her many legal battles back in July 2010.And it looks like troubled Lindsay Lohan has gone under the needle once again ahead of her latest court hearing.
    The 26-year-old was seen sporting what appeared to be a new tattoo, nestled on her right inner arm, as she sat before Judge Stephanie Sautner in a Los Angeles courthouse on Wednesday, where a trial date was set over car crash case.




    The new design is a red triangle featuring messy script writing underneath.
    Triangle tattoos have many meanings, but they have often been referred to as a symbol of change and stability.
    Messy: The new design is a red triangle featuring messy script writing underneath

    While she somewhat flaunted the design as she arrived in court, during the hearing the Mean Girls star seemed to be hiding it from Judge Sautner.

    And as she walked into the L.A courthouse, her mother Dina seemingly appeared to be concealing her daughter's new etching as she clasped her hand around Lindsay's arm.

    Lindsay was clearly making an attempt at looking courtroom-appropriate on Wednesday, but missed the mark on several counts.

    Her face was relatively make-up-free this time, but her hair was carelessly scraped back, giving the impression that she had just rolled out of bed.

    And while the simple black shift dress she was wearing was fine attire for sunny LA, the cap sleeves exposed a very poor fake tan job: the troubled starlet's face, decolletage and arms were lurid orange, yet her legs were startlingly white in comparison.

    Her cluster of long necklaces fell beneath the dress, clearly unintended to coordinate with it, giving the impression that they were part of a previous outfit, and the new dress was thrown on with little regard for the jewelry she was already wearing.

    And though her towering black-and-white printed Christian Louboutin heels might have been perfect for the red carpet or a night out, they look quite ridiculous in this context.

    This wouldn't be the first time Lindsay has been inked ahead of court.
    Back in July 2010, she had a new tattoo done before she got locked up in jail.

    It was on her left arm and while at first it looked like it might have been a scar, on closer inspection it was the outline of a little girl with her eyes closed.
    It was just visible as she faced the judge before being handcuffed and sent to Lynwood jail in Los Angeles for flouting her bail conditions.
    Lohan had the tattoo done at the Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlour in West Hollywood, according to celebrity website TMZ at the time.
    She chose the image because 'she liked the innocence of the girl,' a source told TMZ.
    Lindsay has attempted to send subliminal messages to the judge in court before.


    Covering up: Lindsay's mother Dina seemingly attempted to cover up the design as they arrived at court, but managed to draw more attention to it



    More hearings: The 26-year-old was seen sporting the new design, nestled on her right inner arm, as she went before Judge Stephanie Sautner


    She famously had 'F*** You' painted on her fingernails at a court appearance earlier in the same month.
    The obscene message was clearly visible on the middle finger which was often pointed in the direction of Beverly Hills Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel at the time.
    While the judge would not have been able to see the word from where she was sitting, it was picked up by photographers who were allowed into the courtroom.
    The words had been painstakingly written in black over colourful nail polish.

    Flanked: Lindsay was flanked by her mother and her lawyer Mark Heller as she arrived in court on Wednesday


    The gesture made a mockery of the tearful plea that she was taking her court appearance seriously.
    'I am not taking this as a joke. This is my life. It is my career. It is something I have worked for all my life,' the actress pleaded at the time.
    'I don't want you to think I don't respect you and your terms.'
    Meanwhile, in her latest hearing on Wednesday, Lindsay was told by a judge that she could still be found in violation of her probation - even if a jury finds her not guilty.

    Sky-high: Lindsay arrived in court on Wednesday wearing a demure little black dress, but had slipped on some killer Christian Louboutin heels

    The actress was in court for a hearing relating to a lying to police and reckless driving over a car crash in June last year on Pacific Coast Highway.
    Judge Stephanie Sautner set a trial date for next month, and dryly commented to Lindsay: 'I'm glad to see you're feeling better,' in reference to the actress almost not showing up on health grounds.
    Lindsay confirmed that Mark Heller, her new lawyer, will represent her in the case, after cutting ties with long-time attorney Shawn Holley.
    Lohan hesitated when asked if she was comfortable with the change in legal representation - but agreed.

    Tense: The actress was joined by her New York-based lawyer Heller in court after cutting ties with long-term attorney Shawn Holley

    The actress is facing jail over claims she lied to police over a car crash in June last year on Pacific Coast Highway.
    At the time she told police her assistant Gavin Doyle was driving her Porsche - but he later told police it was in fact Lohan behind the wheel.
    Lindsay, whose probation stemming from her 2011 jewellery theft case was formally revoked in December, has been told that even if jurors find her not guilty in the trial, she could still be found in violation of her probation, because the standard of proof is lower.




    The many faces of Lindsay: The actress went from a grin to almost in tears during the hearing


    Essentially that means a jail term could still be on the cards.
    New York lawyer Heller attempted to court favour with the judge, asking her about her NYC link as a former detective in the Big Apple.
    'That was in another life,' Sautner fired back. 'Flattery does not get your anywhere in this court.'
    Sautner also revealed that she is retiring later this month - so will not be the judge in Lindsay's trial.

    Hard day's night: A sleepy-looking Lindsay appeared in court in Los Angeles on Wednesday for a probation violation hearing - hours after being rejected from two LA hotels

    'I'm retiring before the 1st March, she said referring to Lindsay's next hearing: 'Not that I planned it this way.'
    The next hearing will be March 1, while the trial has been set for March 18
    Lohan arrived seven minutes late for the hearing, turning up at 8.37am local time for her 8.30am.
    This story is quite long, so i've posted most of it here, and the rest is like a recap of sorts, of her previous court appearances. Nothing new, anyway.

    ETA: in Blohan's recent interviews, since Liz & Dick onwards, I've noticed she's been wearing the super-high platforms, but as a shoe fashionista myself, I haven't seen the big platforms this season, or even in winter 2012 (June-Aug for us. ) so she must be breaking out whatever shoe box she can find in her storage unit.
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    I'm pretty much convinced that nothing of the legal kind is ever going to happen to Linds. She's going to slide out of everything and end up dead at someone's house party.
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    Who only spray tans half their body?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    I'm pretty much convinced that nothing of the legal kind is ever going to happen to Linds. She's going to slide out of everything and end up dead at someone's house party.
    Absolutely.
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    dang. i'm with the rest of you guys when it comes to thinking linds is a total screw up but i can't help but look at some of those pics with dina on one side and heller on the other and actually.....dare i say this.....feel a little sorry for the girl. my god.

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    What does that tattoo say?

    All those little tats scattered everywhere just make her look dirty. More dirty than she already looked.
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    she looks horrible.


    Quote Originally Posted by lulu09 View Post
    dang. i'm with the rest of you guys when it comes to thinking linds is a total screw up but i can't help but look at some of those pics with dina on one side and heller on the other and actually.....dare i say this.....feel a little sorry for the girl. my god.
    i stopped feeling sorry for her. she's not a little innocent girl anymore. she's an adult, and though having shitty parents is horrible and makes life and living hard(er), at some point you've got to take responsibility for yourself. lindsay has been given 1000 opportunities to get better and clean up her act and she threw them all away. she knows exactly what she's doing and because she never has to face any consequences for her actions and is enabled by the toxic people she chooses to be around, she keeps on doing whatever she wants to do.

    in order to get better she needs to cut off all contact with her so-called "mother", drug dealers and other criminals she hangs out with and go to rehab, get therapy and get her life back on track instead of whoring herself out for coke and money, but she doesn't seem to want to. in her mind she's perfectly fine and above everything and everyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    What does that tattoo say?

    All those little tats scattered everywhere just make her look dirty. More dirty than she already looked.


    I THINK it says "What Dreams May Come". I can't be sure, but that's what it looks like to me.

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    Underneath a hazard symbol. Awesome.
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