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    What. A. Dipshit.
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    Damn you TMZ...

    Lindsay Lohan
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    It's a good thing Lindsay Lohan looks at TMZ ... because we're told our story that she may be arrested has scared the crap out of her, and she's making plans to fly to L.A. tonight.

    We broke the story ... Lindsay's new lawyer, Mark Heller, notified the court Tuesday that Lindsay would not appear as ordered on Wednesday because she had an upper respiratory infection. Problem is, the very day she got a doctor's note saying she was unfit to fly, she was shopping up a storm in SoHo, and we got the pictures to prove it.

    So we're told Lindsay and Dina have booked a flight to L.A. that's supposed to take off in an hour.

    And get this ... we're also told Lindsay has been "begging " Shawn Holley to take her back as a client. As we reported, Lindsay sent Shawn a letter firing her and even signed legal docs having Shawn removed as counsel.

    We're told Lindsay and her peeps are now pleading with Shawn to come back. Lindsay is crying that she can't stand Heller and wants it the way it was ... problem is, Lindsay already made her bed and as we already reported, Holley is over Lindsay for good.
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    TMZ could not reach Holley for comment.

    Will Lindsay make it to court? Will the judge grill LiLo like a cheeseburger over her "upper respiratory infection?" Will Heller get shut down by the judge?

    We'll be livestreaming at 8:30 AM PT Wednesday, so stay tuned.

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    Oh this might be good.

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    I know, I can't help thinking this time it really might be entertaining - but we've been let down so many times before, I'm not getting my hopes up. I'd rather be pleasantly surprised than bitterly disappointed (again).
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    For a professional hooker, she leaves an awful lot of blue balls.
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    It's a shame they can't lock up Dina for being such a crappy parent.

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    If convicted does she get a 'go straight to jail' card?

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    Oh I'm almost giddy with gossipy anticipation! I freaking LOVE live streaming Lindsay Lohan court dates!
    I should have called in sick today

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    Lindsay and Dina
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    It was a rough night for Lindsay Lohan and mama Dina .... first, flying to L.A. to dodge an arrest warrant and landing after midnight .... then getting rejected by a swanky hotel ... and TMZ has learned they were BLACKBALLED.

    Lindsay and Dina showed up at Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica (see video) at around 1 AM Wednesday. Lindsay stayed in the car while Dina went inside to check in, but she was unceremoniously turned away. Sources at Shutters tell TMZ they put Lindsay on a blacklist after she allegedly trashed one of their rooms in 2007.

    Lindsay and Dina then went up the road a piece, to the Loews Hotel where they were also turned away. Management tells TMZ ... there were no rooms available.

    We don't know where Lindsay and Dina ended up ... but one thing's for sure ... with court starting at 8:30 AM, they're gonna have bags so big they'll need to check them for the return flight.

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    If you live in LA, why do you need to check into a hotel?

    Edited to add: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    TMZ is live streaming. Court is supposed to begin @ 8:30 PST. It is 8:20 and she hasn't arrived yet


    11:36 - she just arrived wearing a black sleeveless dress. Someone yelled out if the doctor prescribed retail therapy. another asked if she would take shawn back if shawn asked. lol
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    One of them asked if she got turn down service at the hotel. That was priceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel View Post
    One of them asked if she got turn down service at the hotel. That was priceless.
    Love how they are mocking her
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    Oh my gosh -this lawyer is so showboating. Trying to flatter the judge - saying she heard she was a former NYPD detective, saying it is an honor being before her. He doesn't know what the hell he is doing. He's making a fool out of himself.

    Judge said she was glad to see she was feeling better lol. Her lawyer said she had an upper resp infection and the judge asked "is that a cold". He said no, it's a flu. judge said, no, it is a cold.


    The next court date is scheduled for March 1. Judge said LL doesn't have to appear if she appoints council to appear for her.


    ETA: It is official, Shawn is no longer her attorney. Judge stated she turned over all case files.
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    Boy this atty is a fucking knob! He talks to fucking much when he doesn't have to. She looks like hammered shit and doesn't look happy that he's there.

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