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    I was getting excited about sleeping through it and waking up to find you had helpfully recapped it.
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    Lindsay Lohan
    I Won't Be In Court ...
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    Lindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

    We've learned Lindsay's new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she's too ill to fly. Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can't fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

    Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

    But take a look at the pictures (above) showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her.

    Interesting ... the judge hasn't even approved Heller -- a New York lawyer -- to appear in a California court on Lindsay's behalf and already there are shenanigans.

    As for Lindsay ... she's in trouble. The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus. .


    Read more: Lindsay Lohan : I Won't Be In Court ... I'm Sick | TMZ.com
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    **rubbing hands together** please let them issue a warrant, then let her resist arrest, then let them taze her ass.
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    ^I approve of your scenario.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    **rubbing hands together** please let them issue a warrant, then let her resist arrest, then let them taze her ass.
    Taze her a lot (crackies don't go easy) and please let TMZ capture it all.
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    Doesn't look sick to me.




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    A couple of the pix from her shopping trip....

    Damn, how does she keep looking worse and worse? She's got a real case of cantaloupe head in that top shot.

    ETA: Whoops, simultaneous post! Excuse the redundancy.
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    Is that guy she's with the billionaire dude she was banging for coke last year?
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    She can't fly due to an 'upper respiratory infection' but is outside, in the cold, smoking. Yeah, right.

    I hope the judge finally throws the book at her.

    If there is any chance of her turning her life around & cleaning up her act, it will have to be through the courts, as her family is useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Is that guy she's with the billionaire dude she was banging for coke last year?
    I think so




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    Just looking at her make me feel yucky. She probably smells like cigs and dirty sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mostroop View Post
    She can't fly due to an 'upper respiratory infection' but is outside, in the cold, smoking. Yeah, right.

    I hope the judge finally throws the book at her.

    If there is any chance of her turning her life around & cleaning up her act, it will have to be through the courts, as her family is useless.
    Oh, there is no chance. None whatsoever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Is that guy she's with the billionaire dude she was banging for coke last year?
    Here's one of the pics from that session:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Patty Rox View Post
    Here's one of the pics from that session:

    Oh my god, that actually really makes me sad.

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    I knew this bitch was gonna try some excuse to not show up to court.

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