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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    I really wish this skank would commit a crime in a city/state where there aren't overcrowding issues and the prosecution doesn't give a fuck about who she is.

    I'd really love to see a photo of her like the 'Banned' one in the back of the police car.
    I wish she'd do something in Texas.. They'd put her on death row..

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    Any place but California, Vegas or NYC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    As usual, she's swimming in de Nile.
    Stupid bitch will go on denying until they zip up the bodybag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SapphireJD View Post
    Wow, I knew about the "Georgia Rules" cluster f*ck, but she couldn't keep it together for a Herbie movie? I bet every one of those hospitalization was either an overdose or the latest plastic surgery mess. I am glad America kicked her butt.

    Does anyone know when the multiple chins appeared? Pre L&D? I know about coke bloat but it's so weird in someone underweight. And clearly no plastic surgeon hack will touch her. Other than what ever hack is doing her lip injections.

    And her hands always look filthy...
    You can't be describing lohan then....

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    I think it's from being a flabby lazy cow who never does any exercise, combined with coke bloat and booze bloat.
    this!

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessMoFo View Post
    I wish she'd do something in Texas.. They'd put her on death row..
    wow & i thought that saudi was extreme. you get death row for theft in texas?
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    ^ No, no death penalty for anything except capital murder in the U.S. states that utilize it. I think she was just joking about how much more often and quickly Texas seems to use it than other states.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    You can't be describing lohan then....

    this!



    wow & i thought that saudi was extreme. you get death row for theft in texas?
    I was mostly replying to this

    Originally Posted by dksnj

    I really wish this skank would commit a crime in a city/state where there aren't overcrowding issues and the prosecution doesn't give a fuck about who she is.

    I'd really love to see a photo of her like the 'Banned' one in the back of the police car.



    Commit a real crime.. and you never know in Texas =/ I'm in Oklahoma and our cops are no picnic in the park either but Texas ones scare the crap out of me.. It's all Yes Sir No Sir whenever I have to deal with them.. They do scary shit like this Two Texas mothers 'illegally strip searched' on busy highway in front of one woman's young son, file lawsuit | Mail Online

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    They would never strip search Lilo without a hazmat team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    They would never strip search Lilo without a hazmat team.
    So Lohan's filth and creepy critters are a form of self defense against over-zealous law enforcement? It seems to be working.
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    Lindsay Lohan
    Rejects Massive Offer From
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    Lindsay Lohan's ego might be her downfall -- because TMZ has learned, she just shut down a lucrative offer to do "Dancing with the Stars" ... because she doesn't want to do reality TV.

    Sources close to Lindsay tell us, the actress was made several offers to join the DWTS cast this upcoming season -- offers that maxed out at $550,000.

    But Lindsay -- who still owes hundreds of thousands in back taxes -- shut them down, telling friends she'd never consider doing reality TV ... she wants to stick to films.

    But there's one problem -- after "The Canyons" fiasco, she's basically made herself unhireable. And as the saying goes, beggars can't be choosers.

    A rep for DWTS tells us, "We don't comment on casting."

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    I know they only want ratings but it's not like she would ever show up for rehersals, or even the actual show. I don't get it.

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    ^ No joke. And even assuming she would show up, there's no way she's in any kind of physical shape to do that show. And you can't chain smoke during a dance rehearsal.
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    If she ever did do the show, give her Maks. I'd watch just for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly_On_TheWall View Post
    If she ever did do the show, give her Maks. I'd watch just for that.

    Now that is downright cruel!
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    It would be hilarious to see LiLo on DWTS. After all, her mother was a Rockette!
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    Wow - I guess Shawn Holley is really gone....

    Lindsay Lohan's New Lawyer
    I Got a Foodie Socialite
    To Sponsor Me!


    EXCLUSIVE

    Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer just got a sponsor which he needs to practice law in California -- but we've learned the woman who's vouching for him hasn't practiced law for at least 17 years.

    TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay fired Shawn Holley last week and hired New York attorney Mark Heller, to rep her in her lying-to-cops criminal case in L.A.. Heller can ONLY rep Lindsay if he gets a sponsor who is admitted to practice law in California, but worry not -- there are more than 200,000 to choose from.

    Then again ... Heller may have had problems finding a sponsor, because the person he got hasn't practiced law in California since 1996.

    Her name is Lindsay Berger Sacks. She was admitted to practice law in 1994 and became an inactive member of the bar 2 years later -- meaning she couldn't practice anymore.

    Berger -- who we're told is a pretty big L.A. socialite and co-founder of the Doheny Dining Club -- reactivated her membership last Friday ... we've learned it's the same day Heller filed legal docs to represent Lindsay. Heller listed Berger Sacks as his sponsor.

    It looks like Holley is out of the picture because in his legal docs, Heller is asking that Lindsay's case file be forwarded to Berger Sacks so he can get cracking on the case.

    Berger Sacks did not get back to us for comment.

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