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    For all of you who care to see it again, or *gasp* missed it the first time around, Lifetime will be showing Liz & Dick again tomorrow at 8PM Eastern time.

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    Oh god, once was enough even plastered.
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    I have better ways to waste 2 hours.

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    Yeah, I'm going to take a pass on that a second time around. That NYT article was a good read though.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    They have chosen to air it on a Friday night. That means they intend to try and make it a cult drinking game!
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    TMZ

    YOU HIRED ME ...
    LINDSAY LOHAN
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    12 Hours Ago



    BREAKING NEWS


    Lindsay Lohan was an utter disaster on the set of the movie "The Canyons" ... this according to a writer embedded with the production, who says he saw a seemingly drunk LiLo get into her car and drive off the set after a boozing session.


    The man who wrote article is Stephen Rodrick -- who says he was allowed to chronicle the project from start to finish.


    According to Rodrick, Lohan was a mess who was initially fired after blowing off two days of filming. Rodrick says Lohan showed up to the director's hotel room, pounded on the door while hysterically crying and begging for her job back.


    Rodrick says Lohan stayed in the hallway sobbing for 90 minutes before finally leaving.


    Eventually, she was hired back to the production -- and things got worse ... with Lohan constantly criticizing producers and her co-stars.


    But the most concerning part, Rodrick says Lohan had been drinking before a scene in which she would be simulating a 4-way sex scene with some real-life porn actors.


    After the scene, producers offered Lindsay a hired car to drive her home ... but she refused ... and drove off in her Porsche. Rodrick says producers "all hoped they would still have a lead actress in the morning."


    In the article, Rodrick says Lohan also freaked out before a sex scene in which she was supposed to get naked ... and locked herself in a closet. Rodrick says the director had to beg her to do the scene ... and eventually stripped naked himself to show her it was no big deal.


    The gimmick worked -- Lohan eventually dropped her robe and shot a 14-minute sex scene.


    According to the report, Lindsay once partied with Lady Gaga until 5:30 AM ... when she had a 6:00 AM call time. She eventually showed up to the set at 9 AM, but left soon after a doctor said she was too sick to film.


    Gaga posted a picture of her night with Lindsay on her website last July, along with the caption, "I love to stay up late and take pictures of beautiful celebrities."


    We reached out to Lindsay for comment -- but so far, no response.
    Free Charmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mostroop View Post
    For all of you who care to see it again, or *gasp* missed it the first time around, Lifetime will be showing Liz & Dick again tomorrow at 8PM Eastern time.
    I missed it the first go 'round...so this is the best thing I've heard all day! Off to secure libations and the rules to the drinking game...
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    Setting my dvr. I haven't seen it yet and my abs could use some lulz.

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    The reaper is looking pretty grim at this point.

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    He is also later than Lohan to a job.
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    Ugh. Looks about on the same level as Liz & Dick. Like a college film project.

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    I'll only watch it if "I'm so bored", or still have pot.
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    The words "sensuous" and "Lindsay Lohan" in the same sentence make this a comedy.

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    Friday, January 11th 2013 Lindsay Lohan Is No Christian Bale




    TMZ somehow got a hold of (SPOILER ALERT: The marketing team behind The Canyons gave it to them) audio of Lindsay Lohan cursing out her co-star James Deen during rehearsals for The Canyons and it pretty much co-signs The New York Times Magazine story about her being a pus-filled zit on everyone's ass cheek. In the clip, the director Paul Schrader is trying to direct rehearsals, but then Lindsay Lohan butts her bitch ass in and scratches at James Deen by telling him that she knows this is "just fun" for him, but that he needs to "do his fucking job." You can't tell from the audio, but James takes off his pants and puts a box full of condoms on his dick, because he thought LiLo was telling him to do his fucking job. You know, the porn one.
    Lilo continues to play the part of the Pot by telling James all the things that directors have told her when they were sick of her shit. TMZ asked James Deen about the clip and he defended LiLo by saying that it wasn't that serious. James actually told LiLo he was just there for fun and he says she was acting like an ass dust-covered cunt, because they had a little fight earlier:
    “Hours before the rant she asked why I was doing this movie and I said 'For fun.' I meant for personal experience and enjoyment of working on a Bret Easton Ellis movie. I don’t think she understood my intention behind saying 'for fun' and thought it meant that I wasn’t going to try."
    Deen thinks Lohan took his explanation as a shot at her craft -- which was definitely not his intention.
    When asked if he was upset at the time of the incident -- Deen told us, "Not at all. You didn’t hear me laughing on that clip?"
    LiLo sounds like a condescending, wrinkly skin bag of self-entitlement and she's a come-to-life nightmare, but this doesn't even come close to topping Christian Bale's legendary "we're fucking done professionally" rant. This is pretty tame for LiLo. She never broke a bottle over James' head and she never ran over him in the parking lot with her rented Porsche. That crackie is growing up.
    And James was so calm through that whole mess. Probably because he's worked with bigger twats than LiLo.

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    Oh, my. I'm watching the rerun of Liz & Dick. Richard seems to be acting the role well, seems invested, but Elizabeth seems to be acting in a juried show or something. Back in the day I wanted to be an actor, and went to a performing arts high school thinking I'd end up at NCSA or AADA, but I didn't have the chops. Her performance reminds me of when play directors would say, "You sound like you are phoning it in. Have you explored this character? Find some motivation to move to that spot in the blocking rather than just because I tell you to go there and give you an idea of what I want you to feel right now. SHOW me. Don't *tell* me."

    I don't know if I procured enough libations and snacks to get through this. And man, was such a fan of hers.

    ETA: Is it wrong that I like "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?" and "Gospel of Deceit" as better Lifetime movies than this?

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