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    Is it just me - Or is she starting to look like her own caricature gif?




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    No because the gif lacks flopping extra chins.
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    So I guess the next pics we'll see of her will have the blowjob knees? Just when she got her spray tan all even too, bummer.
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    Shit, I'd make a porno 'pleasuring myself' for 2.5M... maybe.

    Lindsay Lohan Is Reportedly Considering $2.5 Million Porn Offer




    Lindsay Lohan recently partied with a prince
    and got paid $100,000 cash to do it, but her debt is still racking up. Every time her lawyers go to court, she adds another $50,000 to her total debt. This is why Lohan is considering the $2.5 million porn offer that she was presented to her toward the end of 2012.According to HollyWire.com, Lohan has been offered multiple porn offers over the last couple of years, but the most recent one is the only one to perk her interest.



    The $2.5 million dollar deal would not require Lohan to engage in sex with another person on film, instead it only asks for a “self-pleasure” film similar to the one that Octomom did last year.Lohan has already bared her naked body to the public with her Playboy spread in 2011, so this porn offer is just one step further from what she has already done.
    According to DNA, the “self-pleasure” video would be offered to pay-per-view customers if Lohan decides to take the offer.
    A source told Showbiz Spy:
    “Every time her law*yers go to court it’s another $50,000. It’s unsustainable and she must know she’s running out of options fast. A move into porn isn’t ideal — especially if she wants to return to mainstream film acting. But right now, she’s not in a position to pick and choose.”
    Even if Lohan does decide to take the porn offer, it might only be a temporary fix for her money issues. It might even worsen her already hurting professional career.
    If a celebrity’s sex tape is “accidentally leaked” it could potentially boost that celebrities career; however, if a celebrity makes an intentionally released porn video … they may as well kiss their career good-bye.
    What do you think Lohan should do? Take the offer or try to salvage her career?
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    Ugh, her career is over either way.

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    Do the porn, pay your debts then go disappear to some part of the world where no one gives two shits about you and live out the rest of your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    Do the porn, pay your debts then go disappear to some part of the world where no one gives two shits about you and live out the rest of your life.
    Good advice. Problem is, 2.5 mill. is only going to keep Lilo, Ali and Ma in coke and rented manshions for 2-3 years top. But maybe by then Alis "modeling" career will have taken off and poor Lilo can retire her lips and knees.

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    What the hell is wrong with the world that I find myself thinking things like, "Ew, I'd rather watch Octomom pleasuring herself than Lindsay." Excuse me while I take a bleach shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopqueen View Post
    Wow, didn't think I would see it in print!
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    Well, it isn't really print, is it? Its on the internets... And its Lainey.... so she'll just say she's speculating but the only person that she's really slandered is Tara Reid.
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    She won't do it. I'm guessing she'll spend hard and fast, then file for bankruptcy and ride the 'woe is me' interview train..

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    Bankruptcy won't get the IRS off her back, though.

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    Maybe it'll get her off her back if the allegations of being a paid escort are true.

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    she will never go away.

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    I believe the Prince story. Very sad.
    I was reading on Twitter last night that some porn "actresses" have a wish list and their fans buy them shit.
    I don't get it. How can they say their "craft" is great and they are not hookers but yet they accept gifts from fans and then show some "assets". Strange
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    I could see her doing it. She could go back to mainstream but not without hard work. She would have to start taking her legal obligations seriously, fulfill them, then spend a significant amount of time proving she isn't a mess anymore and dedicating her efforts completely. Trying to get hired again would be difficult for her especially for roles she thinks she deserves. After all that, would likely have to sleep with someone for a part, which by the time she straightens out, there will be newer, younger actresses to compete with, leaving her with more matronly parts. All this and show business is probably all one big trigger for her. The late nights, erratic schedules, the enablers etc.

    It would be easier for her to do porn at this point, financially, as I think she's been paid for sex before. I just don't think she has it in her to get back on track anymore, she can't commit to the simplest of probational rules. Her reputation is destroyed and she's too far gone in her addiction and delusion if she seriously thinks she attain the glimmer of status she may have once had.

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