Kleptoskank Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Jail, Blames Black Kids Everywhere

**Grimmlok** · February 2nd, 2011, 10:45 AM

throw her fucking ass in jail

**fgg** · February 2nd, 2011, 10:47 AM

yay for some excitement! it's been a little slow lately.

**Chilly Willy** · February 2nd, 2011, 10:59 AM

She needs to get arrested immediately. She makes the judge, the cops, and everyone else look like a fool. How dumb where they to even grant her probation and rehab?

And how fucking compulsive is this little twat that she can't wait another month or so to go on a stealing spree? Isn't her probation over soon?

**Brookie** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:03 AM

She'll get out of it somehow. Again.

**coolade** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:14 AM

She has to steal a $2,500 necklace? She really needs to get back to work.

**FreeLL** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Chilly Willy

Isn't her probation over soon?

23 days until she avoids a 180 days jail sentence unless she fails a drug test before February 25th.

**Chilly Willy** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:23 AM

See, she's a dumb cow.

**FreeLL** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:26 AM

Lindsay's Probation Office Notified Over Theft

6 minutes ago by TMZ Staff
The LAPD has contacted Lindsay Lohan's probation officer ... something that could trigger a probation violation that could land Lindsay in jail ... TMZ has learned.

We've learned the Lieutenant in charge of the investigation contacted the L.A. County Probation Department last night, informing them Lindsay is the sole target of a grand theft investigation involving a necklace that was taken from a Venice, CA jewelry store.

The Probation Dept. could trigger a hearing to determine if Lindsay violated her probation in her DUI case.

As we reported, the necklace was returned last night, after cops got a search warrant that would have allowed them to search Lindsay's home. We're told the friend who turned the item in told cops it was being returned specifically on behalf of Lindsay.

And cops tell us ... returning the item doesn't stop the investigation. It's still active.

**Novice** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:28 AM

Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

**Chilly Willy** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:29 AM

It's happening, y'all, it's really happening. COP CAR!!!! TMZ is setting up a live feed, I can practically feel it. My escalando senses are tingling, and it ain't Charlie this time.
I haven't stocked up on the Cristal, I am not prepared.

**memebot** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:34 AM

Oh, please, throw this stupid bitch in jail!

**Trixie** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:35 AM

Can't wait to hear her explanation for this one. The black kid put the necklace in my pocket? The jeweler said I could borrow the necklace for a photo shoot, then I gave it back as promised? Waaaa, everybody keeps picking on me!?

**AliceInWonderland** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:36 AM

what a dumbass ho! first of all, even if you dont get caught stealing something like that, you're gonna get caught when you try to move it (or sell it to another party that is) it'll all be traced back to your dumbassness

unless she's one of these freaks who steals to keep the goods, i dunno, i dont understand that concept.

**rollo** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:53 AM

Heh, is this from the time when Michael Lohan and Lindsay had a tearful reunion in a jewelry store? Because that's what you do, right?

**memebot** · February 2nd, 2011, 11:53 AM

I don't think she intends to "steal" things per se. I think she figures that she is just entitled to a lot of things that don't belong to her because she is Lindsay Lohan and who would say no?