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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    What's with the Laura Ashley dress circa 1985?

    I thought the same thing.. I had a dress just like that in 1988.

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    ^So she stole that dress years ago?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post

    I just realized she went and got her hair and lips done but the nails are still a mess!
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    haha I KNEW she would get her lips done for the occasion!
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    Oh LAWD! LIVE camera court action? YES!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baked_tater View Post
    From a legal standpoint it is pushing the line to file based on incidents in which no charges were ever filed and no convictions came forth. This makes it look like someone is out to get her. Can this current case not stand on its own merit, that they have to base their decision on past events that were never prosecuted?

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    Yes that sounded sketchy to me too. How would they even introduce that? Elle issued a statement saying they didn't believe she stole anything. I suppose they could have the fur coat owner testify as to what happened, but there were no charges from that either.
    The current charge isn't based on the prior thefts, it was just an indication that she has a pattern of behavior. They can't try to prove that she stole this necklace because she stole all that other stuff, but it does undermine her claim that they loaned it to her and she doesn't bother with the paperwork. If you'd been accused of stealing as often as she has and you're such a damned target, wouldn't you make extra sure that a store intends to loan you something and that you're protected too? That is, of course, unless you're a batshit, entitled, orange, untalented useless fakeass p.o.s.

    I cannot believe they will let her post bond again. And I can't believe that there's a bailbondsman who will put up the cash again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    I recently caught parts of Machete and where her role was to play a titty girl in a pool that kisses all over Machete. That's it. Her sole role was to walk up and down the length of a pool hanging over this dude and another chick topless kissing/softcore porn. Wow. How much she has fallen...

    Did you notice how her lips were normal at the beginning of the movie and that by the end she had obviously had some injections?

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    She really has gotten herself into a jam, huh?

    If she pleads guilty to a misdemeanoer, she is basically admitting she violated probation. The judge said any probation violation would net her 6 months in jail.

    If she pleades not guilty and is found guilty, she is most likely still facing jail time.

    If this does go to trial, does anyone know if it will be a trial by jury or by judge?

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    True, but would she rather 6 months in county jail, or potentially 3 years in state prison? I'd go with county, personally.

    A Partial Lindsay Lohan Theft History



    With LindsayLohan staring down that felony grand theft charge today, Kneepads of all magazines decided to put an intern to work and compile a history of Lindsay Lohan theft accusations. It has to be an intern. That way if Lindsay does climb her way back to the top and Kneepads wants a cover story they can blame it on some college kid who was the relative of someone who no longer works there. Also, because they cannot get to crazy, Kneepads has decided to omit all the people who have accused Lindsay of stealing things from their apartments or hotel rooms. Still though it is a nice effort from the intern.

    • A student alleged that Lohan swiped her $11,000 mink coat from 1Oak club in New York in Jan. 2008 after Lohan was photographed wearing it. The coat was quietly returned to Markova, and Lohan reportedly reached a financial settlement with her a year later.

    • Lauren Hastings accused Lohan of stealing thousands of dollars' worth of clothing from two of her closets after Hastings's housesitter threw an unauthorized party. Citing eyewitnesses, Hastings claimed "they saw Lindsay Lohan basically in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard."

    • In June 2009, $400,000 in Dior jewelry went missing from an Elle photoshoot with Lohan in London. This one was the big one. I still cannot believe she got away with this one. Elle must own her soul at this point.

    • Lohan was questioned by L.A. sheriffs in April 2010 over a missing $35,000 Rolex watch, but its owner eventually asked police to stop investigating. The watch reportedly belonged to a friend who accidentally left it at Lohan's home. Detectives never determined if a theft was committed.

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    The live feed has started, although nothing is happening yet.

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    I'm here, I made it. I'm on time and Blohan is late.
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    You act surprised...
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    what a fucking ho bag! so she just takes this shit from people?! she's fucking sick in the head

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    We're early, right? Its not til 1:30 PT

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    I'm not surprised, I'm gloating.

    Wait, sprynkles aren't you on the West Coast? Is it not the right time yet?
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