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    God, he's a little gollum. He's also short, at 5'7 or so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    Urgh why does she keep getting in aboot our boy bands! First it was McFly and now it's The Wanted.
    Better her than anyone with any sense or dignity.
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    ^We need a higher category than 'like' and a serious thumbs down for Kari's "our boy bands!" *shudder*
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    I just want to say AGAIN how much I loathe Micheal Lohan. I hate him with the fire of thousand suns. He's a shit stain of a father who continues to capitalize, not on his daughter's fame (bad enough), but on her fuckery as well. I'd be happy if someone ripped out his voice box so we never had to hear from his pathetic, useless as again. Hate.Him.
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    You'd have to make a "Rip off his arms" addendum to that wish, cause he's a twitter whore too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    You'd have to make a "Rip off his arms" addendum to that wish, cause he's a twitter whore too.
    Addendum added. If he's ripped limb by limb ... bonus.

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    LindsayLohanDrinking&OnDrugsBeforeArrest,Sucker-Punched&SpitOnClubgoerSaysEyewitness



    Lindsay Lohan was partying hard early Thursday morning before her arrest in a New York City nightclub and an eyewitness exclusively tells RadarOnline.com the Liz & Dick actress not only sucker-punched a female clubgoer, but she spit at her after drinking heavily and doing cocaine.


    "Lindsay was completely out of control. She was drinking way too much booze and was doing cocaine," the insider revealed.


    "The whole thing started when the girl in the club asked to take a picture with Lindsay. Lindsay said no and was really rude about it, so the girl just continued dancing with herfriends."


    But the source says Lindsay wouldn't let it go and was so annoyed with the victim, Tiffany Eve Mitchell, that she purposely antagonized her and shoved Tiffany on the way to the bathroom.

    "Lindsay was just looking for trouble. She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming," the eyewitness told RadarOnline.com.



    "Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her. The girl looked like she wanted to fight back at Lindsay, but was too startled by all the commotion to react."


    According to the source, who has hung out with Lindsay numerous times, the 26-year-old gets very feisty when she's drunk.


    "Lindsay is a very angry girl inside," the source said.


    "That fight was completely unnecessary but Lindsay just gets very belligerent when she drinks and parties."


    Lindsay was arrested and charged with third-degree assault early Thursday morning by the NYPD after allegedly hitting Tiffany, 28, in the face around 4 a.m. at Avenue nightclub in Manhattan.
    Lindsay Lohan Drinking & On Drugs Before Arrest, Sucker-Punched & Spit On Clubgoer Says Eyewitness | Radar Online

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    Drug test! Drug test!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Drug test! Drug test!

    Oh please oh please oh please oh please!

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    Like a positive drug test would still get her more than a slap on the wrist. Hell, her lawyer would probably use it as an excuse to get her to avoid any jail time at all if she promises to go to rehab (for a grand total of a day or two).
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    Great timing she hired a new publicist for the Liz and Dick push. Let's see how long they last
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    Eyewitness my ass. You could be blind and know the bitch was doing cocaine.
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    I wonder if she was tested at the time of the arrest. Do her current probation terms still prohibit her from drinking alcohol? If so, I'm sure the arresting cops could just smell that wafting off of her.

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    Dead yet? Imprisoned yet? set on fire yet? hahahaha.. such a trainwreck.

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    Soj!! You're back! How are things going?
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