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    Thank you for those lucianodel. Tracey is awesome.
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    please keep tweeting ridiculous positive thinking/LOA shit, lilo. i need something to prince-face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    Fuck this bitch. I'm on the Jersey Shore in the middle of 70+mph winds w/no electricity. I don't think wishing away is going to do any good.
    Considering that you haven't posted since this, I'm hoping you and your home, friends and family all came through Sandy okay!!!
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    JFC!! My parents (6 blocks away) are STILL without power and no ETA. My son's VERY large school district just sent out a mass phone message that they'll be closed all of next week, AT LEAST. He's been out of school since this Monday. Two amusement piers that I grew up on are DECIMATED. There's been fires everywhere, including an extremely upper class row of homes (I think 45?) on the oceanfront that went up in flames, each house was worth mega-millions. There are STILL people literally homeless and still in shelters because their homes were destroyed or they were ordered to evacuate. Ordinary citizens are going out with chain saws to literally cut away enough of massive, downed trees simply so cars can pass through them. There is not a single block in my neighborhood that doesn't have downed trees, downed wires or are just impassible. We have one of the largest Halloween parades on the east coast which schools, kids groups, etc., have spent WEEKS AND MONTHS preparing and most are trashed since they're too large to be stored in a garage. Little kids missed getting dressed up for their school's Halloween parade and trick-or-treating (Christie postponed it until 11/5, but I'm sure a lot of people have already given up). Oh, and my sister and her family were staying at a friend's house until they found or built a house (they didn't expect their house to sell in TWO days), but their friend's house was found unsafe structurally from a huge tree that uprooted right next to the house (the basement wall is actually BENT!), so they were evacuated (definitely not the only ones that have been). The house has been declared "totaled." So now they're living here with their two young kids for at least the next two months. We have extremely intermittent landline and even cell towers. Most stores are closed, so you're digging out whatever you can possibly find to feed your families (which mine has more than doubled in the past two days, after the storm hit). And my little, petty gripe is that I have no cable/internet (we were very lucky to have only 3 4-hour power outages). I had to up my data plan for this month to those VZW bloodsuckers.

    Fuck you, Blohan. I hope you were in the NY area and got swept away by the 11 foot wall of water, you cunt.
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    Yes, thankfully. 6 days w/I power and some missing roof shingles was the worst of it for me. But drive a few blocks and the devastation is indescribable.

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    Awful isn't it? Not sure which part of NJ you are in. Sending well wishes!

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    It just so devastating! Brings tears to my eyes .

    "It's Lindsay Lohan," the Late Night With Jimmy Fallon host tells Cohen. "And she goes, 'What's up?' I go, 'What do you mean what's up? It's a hurricane. What are you doing here?' She goes, 'Are you here by yourself? How embarrassing.' And she goes, 'Why don't you just eat with us? Hang out with us.'"
    Jimmy said he agreed to stay and have dinner with Lindsay, who was dining with a few friends. He said topics for discussion included Cohen's Real Housewives shows, which Lohan confessed to being "a giant fan" of.
    That skank thinks that dining alone is embarrassing... She has no clue at all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    Awful isn't it? Not sure which part of NJ you are in. Sending well wishes!
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    JFC!! My parents (6 blocks away) are STILL without power and no ETA. My son's VERY large school district just sent out a mass phone message that they'll be closed all of next week, AT LEAST. He's been out of school since this Monday. Two amusement piers that I grew up on are DECIMATED. There's been fires everywhere, including an extremely upper class row of homes (I think 45?) on the oceanfront that went up in flames, each house was worth mega-millions. There are STILL people literally homeless and still in shelters because their homes were destroyed or they were ordered to evacuate. Ordinary citizens are going out with chain saws to literally cut away enough of massive, downed trees simply so cars can pass through them. There is not a single block in my neighborhood that doesn't have downed trees, downed wires or are just impassible. We have one of the largest Halloween parades on the east coast which schools, kids groups, etc., have spent WEEKS AND MONTHS preparing and most are trashed since they're too large to be stored in a garage. Little kids missed getting dressed up for their school's Halloween parade and trick-or-treating (Christie postponed it until 11/5, but I'm sure a lot of people have already given up). Oh, and my sister and her family were staying at a friend's house until they found or built a house (they didn't expect their house to sell in TWO days), but their friend's house was found unsafe structurally from a huge tree that uprooted right next to the house (the basement wall is actually BENT!), so they were evacuated (definitely not the only ones that have been). The house has been declared "totaled." So now they're living here with their two young kids for at least the next two months. We have extremely intermittent landline and even cell towers. Most stores are closed, so you're digging out whatever you can possibly find to feed your families (which mine has more than doubled in the past two days, after the storm hit). And my little, petty gripe is that I have no cable/internet (we were very lucky to have only 3 4-hour power outages). I had to up my data plan for this month to those VZW bloodsuckers.

    Fuck you, Blohan. I hope you were in the NY area and got swept away by the 11 foot wall of water, you cunt.
    Very glad to hear you are both okay!!!
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    EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Will Be Charged with Lying to Cops -- Faces Jail Time

    Lindsay Lohan will be charged with the crime of lying to police after her car accident in June on Pacific Coast Highway ... TMZ has learned.We broke the story ... Lohan told cops she was NOT behind the wheel of her Porsche when it slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler. Fact is she was -- according to multiple witnesses.Law enforcement sources tell us ... the case will be filed as a misdemeanor by the Santa Monica City Attorney ... possibly this week.The charge could spell huge trouble for Lindsay, because she's currently on probation for the jewelry heist. The criminal filing could trigger a probation violation, and Judge Stephanie Sautner -- the jewelry judge -- could send her to the slammer for a long, long time.And law enforcement sources tell us ... cops found prescription pills in her purse after the crash. Witnesses tell us pills were also scattered in her trunk. Our sources say authorities were prepared to charge LiLo with drug crimes, but Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, gave cops documentations from Lindsay's doctor, saying the pills were properly prescribed. Authorities then backed off that charge.As for the charge of lying to cops, Lindsay almost dodged that bullet. You may recall, after the accident, Lindsay went to the hospital where she was interviewed by cops, and that's when she told them she wasn't behind the wheel. Her lawyer, Shawn Holley, made a mad dash for the hospital to muzzle her client (see video), but she was a few minutes too late.Comedy and crime -- it's all about timing.

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    The charge could spell huge trouble for Lindsay, because she's currently on probation for the jewelry heist. The criminal filing could trigger a probation violation, and Judge Stephanie Sautner -- the jewelry judge -- could send her to the slammer for a long, long time.And law enforcement sources tell us ... cops found prescription pills in her purse after the crash.
    Bastards at TMZ are just trying to get our hopes up again. Fool me twice... nuh-uh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    Bastards at TMZ are just trying to get our hopes up again. Fool me twice... nuh-uh.
    Twice? I think we're on fool me 856...she gets away with everything.
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    Never going to happen. Nope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    Bastards at TMZ are just trying to get our hopes up again. Fool me twice... nuh-uh.
    I agree. I'm sure the judge will be lenient with her for the thousandth time

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    She'll skate, she'll be out in 20 mins due to "overcrowding", or someone will give her a bit part in a movie and she will claim she has to work... she'll never do actual time. Ever.
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