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    Wonder how big those lips will be today.

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    And will she be wearing her FU nails??

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    Lohan's Coat Victim: I Won't Help in Necklace Case


    40 minutes ago by TMZ Staff

    The woman who sued Lindsay Lohan for allegedly stealing her $12,000 mink coat back in 2008 claims she's "not interested" in helping officials put Lindsay behind bars ... despite the fact that the D.A. wants to bring up the incident.


    TMZ spoke to a rep for Masha Markova ... who tells us the two settled their case with "no admission of guilt" ... after Lindsay walked out of a NYC nightclub wearing the coat without permission.

    And while Masha admits Lindsay has demonstrated a "strikingly similar pattern" of taking other people's property since the mink coat situation ... Masha says she wants nothing to do with the new case.

    TMZ broke the story -- Masha's lawsuit against LiLo was a factor in filing grand theft charges against Lindsay -- because it shows an M.O. when Lindsay goes "shopping."

    Interesting. She really can't refuse to help. If they decide to subpoena her, there's nothing she can do...not without getting in trouble herself.
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    The fact that she took a payoff when she sued Linds wouldn't factor into her decision now would it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cupcake View Post
    She will post bond and walk today
    You're probably 100% right on that, but damn, you know I'll be glued to that TMZ live feed like Charlie Sheen to a porn star! I wanna see her squirm. I wonder if she'll have the "F U" nails today?
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    TMZ has the pics of her new hair and lips she got yesterday to be ready for her close up today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    TMZ has the pics of her new hair and lips she got yesterday to be ready for her close up today.

    Oh FFS, she did the lips too, eh? She is such a waste of space. Seriously, Linds, the size of your lips and looking all "perfect" for court today are the least of your worries, honey...
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    hell, its just a matter of time before her lip guru sues her sorry ass too. you know she ain't paying him either.
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    What's with the Laura Ashley dress circa 1985?
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    What's with the Laura Ashley dress circa 1985?
    She wants to make it into the GR thread about most embarrassing fashions.

    Let's not forget about all the clothes she stole from Lauren Hastings in 2008 too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    What's with the Laura Ashley dress circa 1985?

    I was just going to say, i think i had that dress.
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    So what time do the festivities start today? No cameras in the court or any good stuff like that I bet.

    Will she go in the front? Will there be 'FREE LINDSTARDS' there?

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    I think this will take place at a small court, like a district court, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    So what time do the festivities start today? No cameras in the court or any good stuff like that I bet.

    Will she go in the front? Will there be 'FREE LINDSTARDS' there?
    There is actually cameras in the court and TMZ & E! are live streaming it.


    Lindsay Lohan -- Felony Grand Theft Charges Filed


    Lindsay Lohan has been officially charged with felony grand theft ... TMZ has learned. The case has just been filed.


    Lindsay is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Venice, CA jewelry store on January 22. Surveillance video from the store shows Lindsay walking out with the necklace, which is partially hidden by other jewelry around Lindsay's neck.

    If convicted of felony grand theft, Lindsay faces a maximum of one year in state prison.

    Lindsay will be arraigned today at 1:30 PM PT -- we'll livestream the hearing so stay tuned.
    Last edited by FreeLL; February 9th, 2011 at 12:31 PM. Reason: TMZ Update

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    So what time do the festivities start today? No cameras in the court or any good stuff like that I bet.

    Will she go in the front? Will there be 'FREE LINDSTARDS' there?
    1:30 PST.


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