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    I smell a bankruptcy filing coming....
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    "I just think employment is really important right now," LiLo explained when asked if she was keeping up with the election. "So, as of now, Mitt Romney. As of now."

    Yeah Lilo - we all know you don't like the black kid.
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    I would think she was supporting Romney because she wants the rich tax break, but I'm wondering if she has a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

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    That's definitely a home dye-job. A stylist who has celeb clients wouldn't leave it patchy and untoned. And of course the make up is just ridiculous!
    I was just noticing how uneven and poorly done that box job is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I was just noticing how uneven and poorly done that box job is.

    She dyed that too!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    She dyed that too!?
    Ew! I don't even want to think about that!



    I hope this hasn't already been posted.

    Fergie dresses up as Lindsay Lohan: Black Eyed Peas singer hints at her Halloween costume
    In the picture, the singer wears a long blond wig with side-swept bangs similar to those often worn by Lohan.
    By Cristina Everett / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, October 12, 2012, 5:44 PM
    BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 22: Actress Lindsay Lohan attends Domingo Zapata's Oscar Art Show Presented by Mr. C Beverly Hills on February 22, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
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    Fergie (l.) posted an Instagram photo in which she looks like Lindsay Lohan's doppleganger.

    Will the real Lindsay Lohan please stand up?

    With Halloween only weeks away, Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas played dress-up earlier this week and teased fans with a photo in which she bears a striking resemblance to Hollywood's wild child.

    "What ever am I going 2 b 4 #Halloween this year? #costume," the singer, 37, captioned her Instragram photo.

    In the picture, Fergie wears a long blond wig with side-swept bangs similar to those often worn by Lohan.

    However despite her dead-on impression, Fergie may need to invest in a new wig.

    Lohan, coming off a hysterical pre-dawn limo fight in Long Island with her mother, showed off her new red hair Thursday night when she stepped out to attend the Beverly Hills launch event of the health drink Mr. Pink Ginseng.

    "It's actually the wrong color than it's supposed to be," the 26-year-old starlet told reporters at the event. "But I'm not done yet. It'll get there."
    Read more: Fergie dresses up as Lindsay Lohan: Black Eyed Peas singer hints at her Halloween costume - NY Daily News
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    Fergie actually looks good there ^ the hair looks fake, but the color and cut suit her, crazy!

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    Heh, I imagine there will be a lot of Lindsays and Dinas at Halloween!

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    I think Fergie looks JUST like Lohan in that pic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    I think Fergie looks JUST like Lohan in that pic.
    Well she is rough looking junkie too so it must have been an easy choice for costume.

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    And she's been working the back alley fillers.
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    Definitely watching this....


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    EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan -- I'm Sitting Down with Barbara Walters

    Lindsay Lohan will continue her chatty streak (following her appearance on TMZ Live this week) and will sit down for a one-on-one interview with the legendary Barbara Walters ... TMZ has learned. Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she has been close to Walters for years and that Barbara reached out to her about doing an interview when it was announced she'd playing Liz Taylor in the upcoming "Liz & Dick" biopic. We're told LiLo has been hesitant about sit-down interviews because she fears being asked questions she's not prepared for. But our sources say Lindsay trusts Barbara not to take things too far. According to our sources, Lindsay and Barbara will sit down sometime in the next few weeks. We're told the interview will focus on the parallels between the lives of Lindsay and Liz Taylor -- things like child stardom, a rough childhood, living life in the public, and also dealing with addiction. Our sources say the plan is for the interview to air next month to coincide with the premiere of "Liz & Dick."

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    Beneath Barbara. Lohan (and I include all of 'em) is a useless stain, what can possibly be gained for Barbara to allow her to spew her time tested and failed lies?
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    ^ I agree. It's pointless if it's just a shill for the movie although I'm sure it needs all the help it can get.

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    I'm starting to smell a "Mother Daughter Pictorial" in Hustler... lawd, lemme be wrong...
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    Default Lindsay Lohan really sucks at everything



    As I said in my last post, Lindsay Lohan can’t even f-ck up right (click here for a refresher). Getting banned from the legendary Chateau Marmont over a bill? Lame. (And as reader Astrid pointed out, included on the bill were two lost iPhone chargers in a span of 15 days… in a hotel room.) This loser can’t even afford iPhone chargers and cigarettes, yet she’s tweeting: Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams. God Bless.
    So Lindsay’s next movie is The Canyons (Sarah’s take on the first trailer is here) and yes, Bret Easton Ellis is a professional blowhard. He’s a headcase, she’s a well-documented liar and entitled twat who fights with her mom after a night of clubbing, then calls into TMZ to say she’s disowning her dad. It couldn’t be long before this relationship started to sour.
    BEE posted this on Twitter (it has since been pulled down):
    Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan's hotel to confront her as to why she missed her f-cking ADR on "The Canyons" today...
    She and Ellis are cut from the same self-indulgent, overrated cloth, so OF COURSE he would take to Twitter to call her out, just like she takes to Twitter to constantly defend herself against the “rumours” and “haters”. How professional of both of them – I’m sure their Kickstarter funders are thrilled. (But if you invested in a Lindsay Lohan/Bret Easton Ellis collaboration, you deserve to have your money blown.) I’m just surprised he removed the tweet, but I’m guessing this is just the first inkling in what will inevitably turn into a feud between two irrelevant and delusional “artists” who think they are Scorsese/DeNiro but are really meant for a VH1 bargain basement reality show.

    So yes, she’s even f-cking up an independent B-movie. She can’t even be bothered to work show up and do voice work. Many think Lindsay’s career is heading towards porn (she thinks she’s heading for an Oscar) but would even she be able to handle working on skin flicks? Being in a porno requires some professionalism: showing up on time, learning your lines, hitting your, um, marks. I would argue porno actors work harder (no pun intended) than Lindsay has in years. There is a lot of money in porn – hundreds of millions a year – and no shortage of people who want to partake. Sure she’d be a Big Name at first, but how long until the industry tires of her antics and she stops being interesting, even as a novelty? Also, they take STDs seriously (a positive test shut down the industry this summer, it was big news. Source).
    Call me crazy, but I think she will end up at TMZ. It seems like Harvey’s practically her dad these days.
    Attached - Lohan shopping for jewellery last week.


    (Source: Lainey's Entertainment Update - Celebrity Gossip | Article Detail)

    I think a twitter war between those two could be fun!

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