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    I weep for you Grimm, it's absolutely horrid.
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    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    I weep for you Grimm, it's absolutely horrid.
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    ...if only he was in the United States..WHAT AM I SAYING!!
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    What's with those damned Canadians blocking their citizens from such quality?
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    Saw it through an IP scrambler.. so we have blohan in a shitty wig with her raspy smoker's voice. I think it's hilarious she only had 1 line of dialogue in that whole thing while her co-start was talking all over the place. Telling.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Wait Grimm. Are you saying you didn't think she looks and sounds just like Liz?
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    Belushi was a much better Liz





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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    DAMMIT, that fucking thing is blocked in Canada. I CANNOT SEE THE AWFULNESS.
    I actually live in the US, but since I'm on an iPad, I don't get to see at least 90% of the embedded videos here. It's confusing, because I can go to YouTube and watch them if I know what I'm looking for, but the ones that don't embed don't give me any title or even a link to YouTube to watch there. It's getting infuriating. I'm tired of the Apple vs. Flash shit.

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    In the security footage video, it looked to me like the bloke walked in front of the car and deliberately stood with his left leg in front of the grille. Sure doesn't look like any tendons were torn. I reckon the Cracken has met her con-artist soul mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    What's with those damned Canadians blocking their citizens from such quality?
    It's actually the US networks and sites blocking us. Bastards.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nevan View Post
    I actually live in the US, but since I'm on an iPad, I don't get to see at least 90% of the embedded videos here. It's confusing, because I can go to YouTube and watch them if I know what I'm looking for, but the ones that don't embed don't give me any title or even a link to YouTube to watch there. It's getting infuriating. I'm tired of the Apple vs. Flash shit.
    damn right. I hope Steve Jobs is burning in hell.
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    Sweet eight pound six ounce baby Jesus! Kill it with fire.
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    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    Really? That's really her? I thought it was Mickey Rourke dressed up like her for Halloween.

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    I don't think it's her. Per the website:

    " (Also, regarding the pics, we didnít have any new ones of Lindsay, so we went six months into the future and got these. No biggie.)"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    TMZ just showed the video of the chef running after Lindsay and then coming out of the hospital the next morning in a wheelchair.
    Delayed reaction. It can happen to anyone!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    In the security footage video, it looked to me like the bloke walked in front of the car and deliberately stood with his left leg in front of the grille. Sure doesn't look like any tendons were torn. I reckon the Cracken has met her con-artist soul mate.
    Hah. She still wins ...

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