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    Not stolen, BORROWED. On permaloan, like everything she has.

    Christ, even her hair isn't hers.
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    Her boobs aren't hers either and nor are her lips!

    Has she paid Chateau Marmont's bill yet?

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    Lindsay Lohan films sex scene with Charlie Sheen


    Lindsay Lohan has filmed a sex scene with Charlie Sheen for 'Scary Movie 5'.

    The 26-year-old actress suffered a meltdown earlier this week when she refused to film a scene for the comedy movie which allegedly poked fun of her public image, but she has now been on set and been in bed with Charlie.

    A spy told the New York Post newspaper: ''Charlie and Lindsay filmed a love scene. The scene they were shooting for the movie was of them in bed together.

    The source added that they even ''shared some playful pillow talk during shooting'', commenting: ''They were ad-libbing. They were joking that they've both had a lot of issues over the past couple of years.''

    The horror spoof script allegedly sees Lindsay share a kiss with Charlie as well as wearing a kinky S&M collar.

    The flame-haired star - who has suffered from drug and drink addiction in the past - was said to have ''freaked out'' and thought her new role would affect her image, leading her to blow off all her meetings and miss her flight to Atlanta before going to hospital claiming to be suffering from ''walking pneumonia''.

    However, it seems the 'Mean Girls' star has put her worries behind her and appeared at ease on set with her infamous former 'Two and a Half Men' co-star.

    Another source said: ''Lindsay was a great sport. She was poking fun at herself, and she really got into it and seemed to enjoy it.''

    ''Lindsay was scared by a sound effect (during filming), and actually jumped into Charlie's arms. But everything went smoothly and surprisingly on schedule.''


    Read more: Lindsay Lohan films sex scene with Charlie Sheen

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    That room mustve stunk beyond belief. I dont know why but I picture Lindsay is stinking something fierce.

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    How dare she compare herself to Charlie. He can be wasted all he wants, he has achieved stuff.
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    ^His most noteworthy achievement was shooting Kelly Preston. Still more useful than anything Blohan's done, even though he missed.
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    Actually, that was his one big failure. Bitch lived to tell about it.
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    Free Vinny Barbarino!!!
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    'She's wasted and probably even more than that': Michael Lohan says it's obvious Dina WAS intoxicated during erratic Dr Phil interview



    By Amelia Proud

    PUBLISHED: 17:10, 14 September 2012 | UPDATED: 18:26, 14 September 2012


    Dina Lohan may have slammed reports that she was intoxicated during an interview with Dr Phil, but her ex-husband Michael is insisting that she was 'wasted and probably even more than that.'

    The pot spoke toTMZand said that it was obvious to anyone watching the interview that the kettle was under the influence he added.


    He's one to talk! Michael Lohan says it will be obvious to anyone who watches the Dina interview, that she's 'wasted'

    Then, in a quite incredible display of audacity, the 52-year-old told the interviewer that their daughter Lindsay needs better role models around her.

    This of course is true but her father offers no better alternative.

    He said: 'Whoever sees the interview they're going to know that she's not sober I guess.
    'Any father of a daughter that's been through so much would think they need positive role models round them, it's not right for Dina or Lindsay.

    Sneaky editing: Dina claims the clips were engineered to make her look out of it

    'You can't say you're doing the right thing, being your daughter's best friend and staying around her house in that condition.

    'I mean, that's only on Dr Phil's interview... at 10 in the morning!'

    He then called on Dina to at least admit her problem to herself, insisting: 'It's obvious on national television that she's wasted and probably even more than that.'

    Dina, 49, is insisting she's fine, however: 'I don't care what it looks like. I'm fine and I don't care what anyone says.
    'All people saw was two minutes edited of an hour long interview. Of course they cut it to make it interesting,' she said.



    In tears: Dina Lohan had tissues on hand as she dodged questions about her parenting skills in a pre-taped interview for Dr Phil released today


    Confrontation: The 49-year-old lashed out at Dr Phil McGraw in a bizarre tirade about his 'little tie and little shoes'

    Squirming in her chair while being confronted by the TV psychologist, a newly-released promo for their sit-down shows Dina trying (and failing) to set the record straight about her daughter Lindsay, and struggling to answer questions about her own parenting skills.

    The one-minute clip, uploaded on YouTube by the Dr Phil Show today, shows several uncomfortable cutaways between the matriarch and McGraw - beginning with her interrupting the TV host to ask the crew if they're rolling.

    Faced with questions about Lindsay's lengthy arrest record and accusations she has exploited her children for her own gain, she lashes out at 'mean' critics who have branded her the 'world's worst mother'.

    Stumbling over her words and wiping away tears, she takes aim at Dr Phil: 'Look at you, you're in your little tie and your little shoes....'

    'I'm in my little tie and my little shoes... what the hell does that mean?' he asks.




    The many faces of Dina Lohan: The matriarch broke down during questioning about troubled daughter Lindsay

    Just a second! Dina insisted Lindsay's lengthy arrest record was to blame on the actress living in Los Angeles as opposed to her native New York, near her family



    Are you serious? Dr Phil took his usual no-nonsense approach

    While McGraw quoted Lindsay's well-publicised battle with drinking and drugs, Dina passed the blame of her daughter's lifestyle onto Los Angeles.

    'If she was living in New York five of them [criminal charges] would be obsolete,' she said.

    McGraw takes a no-nonsense approach, telling Lohan: 'You have come on here being phony and flitting around,' to which she responds with an uncomfortable laugh, saying: 'I'm not flitting around. I'm being scrutinised by you people.'

    'You people?' McGraw says. 'Can I go home now?' she asks.

    Dina's ex-husband, Lindsay's father Michael Lohan, also appears via satellite - his exchange with McGraw recorded during a separate session.

    Let's get this straight: His hardline question appeared to make Dina Lohan squirm




    'Can I go home now?' Dina asked Dr Phil when he refused to relent

    Other side of the story: Dr Phil also questioned Lindsay's father, Michael Lohan, about his daughter - and his ex-wife's - behaviour

    Explosive allegations: Michael Lohan suggested ex-wife Dina may have been drinking during her interview

    The patriarch accused Dina of 'taking money and commissions from Lindsay by lying to her', and when asked about his ex's behaviour suggested Dina may have been under the influence of alcohol.

    'Was she drinking before she did your interview?' he asks, snickering.

    It was unknown if Dina Lohan was in fact impaired at press time.

    A spokesman for the matriarch has not yet responded to MailOnline's request for comment.

    Lindsay Lohan has meanwhile been throwing herself into her work in her latest attempt to salvage her ailing reputation following a string of arrests, car crashes and her highly-publicised battle with addiction.

    Her repeated attempts to revive her career have been thwarted by her inability to change her lifestyle, which has led to three attempts at rehab, along with three stints in jail for driving under the influence of narcotics and, later, breaking the terms of her probation.




    At odds: Dina and Michael Lohan have frequently butted heads in the media

    Landing the role of Elizabeth Taylor in TV biopic Liz & Dick was seen as a major step toward a comeback, but during filming in June an ambulance was called to the Ritz-Carlton where she was found 'unresponsive' in her hotel room.

    Her mother Dina claimed no drugs were involved, saying: 'She was just exhausted.'

    The incident came a week after Lindsay was involved in a car accident on the Pacific Coast Highway that totaled her rented Porsche. No one was hurt in the crash.

    She was then banned from posh hotel the Chateau Marmont after wracking up a $46,000 unpaid bill. The actress said she assumed the producers of Liz & Dick were covering the expenses.

    This after she pleaded guilty to the theft of a necklace from a Venice, California jewellry store last year, and was sentenced to 120 days in jail, which she served under house arrest.




    Out of mind: Lindsay meanwhile arrived at her New York City hotel today dressed in an orange maxi dress, appearing little concerned about her mother's latest outburst

    Her unreliability means most major film studios will not hire her because the cost of insurance is prohibitive.

    Still, she has managed to secure some work, primarily getting by in low-budget and low-rent films.

    She is set to share the screen next year with porn star James Deen, who, on a brief hiatus from XXX films, shot Paul Schrader thriller The Canyons with the redhead.

    The 26-year-old this week was in Atlanta filming Scary Movie 5, in which she shares a kiss with co-star Charlie Sheen; but the jet-set star was already in New York today, smiling for photographers as she made her way to her hotel.

    The episode of Dr Phil featuring Dina and Michael Lohan is scheduled to air Monday, September 17


    Read more: Michael Lohan says it's obvious Dina WAS intoxicated during erratic Dr Phil interview | Mail Online

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    How long has it been now since Ali was seen in public?
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    I hate to admit that Ali actually tweeted a pic of herself in some Asian country that could possibly be Korea. Maybe they have rehab in Korea?
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    Not lomg enough!
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    Ugh, that orange dress and black frankenstein shoes.

    Dina is a true gift to GR, in the same category as the Stod, LeMann Rimes and Lindsay herself.
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    They need to stop referring to Dina as a matriarch. Just substitute 'enabler'. I hope whatever hotel Lindsay checked into got payment up front and locked down the laptops, bathrobes, soaps, towels, sheets, lamps, bible, ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    ''Lindsay was scared by a sound effect (during filming), and actually jumped into Charlie's arms. But everything went smoothly and surprisingly on schedule.''
    I bet she did. I wonder if Charlie still has his wallet.
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