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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    I pity Lindsay after seeing that. Now I know where she gets it from.
    I don't. She's been given too many chances to change and start over. And she's flipped off every single one.

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    Dina is so nasty! She reminds me of a woman I know, she managed to raise a sociopath and a drug addict (because she is one herself). Sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    She must have needed cash and/or attention fast to agree to go on Dr. Phil.
    I wish she would go on Nancy Grace's show.
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    ^oh that would be so wonderful!
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    Tell me she was drunk first - and then rude, stupid, delusional and inappropriate.

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    I can't seem to figure out the damn time & channel for directv so I can record it.
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    Wow. Just wow. She had to have been wasted. I don't think I'd go in front of Oprah's humanized hemorrhoid without a few drinks under my belt.
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    I don't think she gets out of bed without a few drinks under her belt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Wow. Just wow. She had to have been wasted. I don't think I'd go in front of Oprah's humanized hemorrhoid without a few drinks under my belt.
    no doubt!!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsChiff View Post
    ^lol I just re-watched the matt lauer interview - she is /was such a doof! she doesn't even get half of what he's asking /saying to her.
    I love that interview so much, it was unreal like a sitcom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    ^ Good point. What happened to Ali?

    And since when does Lindsay care about making fun of herself? Didnt she do that on SNL?
    I'm sure all that part was just the made-up BS excusage du jour. Real meaning: she was too fucked up to work.

    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    ^Don't worry, Amanda Bynes will pick up the slack once Blohan drops off.
    I'm not sure about her. She seems to lack the necessary shameless flamboyance.

    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
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    Holy Shit. At some point years ago, watching my drunk ex blindly emulate his drunk father's lifestyle, values and choices (even though in many ways they are SUCH different people), I realized that we all imitate our parents to some degree. For good or ill. Until and unless we become aware of it and seek to change our behaviors.

    But seeing live how much Lindsay acts like her fucking loser of a mother is bone-chilling.

    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    I don't. She's been given too many chances to change and start over. And she's flipped off every single one.
    I agree, but now and then I think that Lindsay's upbringing may have so LITERALLY malformed her character and personality that in a sense, she doesn't have any choice. She's like a robot programmed for self-destruction, and possibly not actually able to see a different way for herself. Ugh.
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    Lindsey acts exactly like her mother.
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    I'm so leaving work early on Monday to watch this - popcorn and all.
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    Default Words Of Inspiration From Lindsay Lohan


    If you hid under tables at restaurants to snatch designer bags off the floor from unsuspecting hos, never returned the laptop you "borrowed" from Chateau Marmont and faked walking pneumonia so the studio that was dumb enough to hire you puts you on a private jet, you too could have a janky Birkin bag, a janky laptop and sit in janky jet (with dirty, cum-stained and dried vomit covered seats) like Lindsay Lohan!

    LiLo tweeted this tweet of inspiration today and I know it has moved a bowel movement out of you. So the next time you're on your knees, giving a beej to a rich john for money to buy a Chanel knock-off, reach for the stars and by that I mean reach for the Rolex around his wrist and slip it off without him knowing it. You can thank LiLo's tweet for pushing you toward your life goals.

    And here's everyone's new life coach carrying that Birkin bag while walking into her hotel in NYC today. If you put your head out your window and listen closely, you can hear a bitch screaming, "That's my fucking missing Birkin!"


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    There's nothing anyone can add to this that could possibly top what Michael K just created.

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