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    LOL Bitch this is your wakeup call. You won't listen, but it is.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    If all goes according to plan, she won't have a "wakeup" call.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
    #fingersinthebootyassbitch

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    I don't want her to go suddenly, that would be just awful. Right now she's like an enchanted car accident that keeps generating mangled bodies long after initial impact.

    I want it to go on forever and ever!
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    ^Don't worry, Amanda Bynes will pick up the slack once Blohan drops off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I don't want her to go suddenly, that would be just awful. Right now she's like an enchanted car accident that keeps generating mangled bodies long after initial impact.

    I want it to go on forever and ever!
    Where do you come up with this stuff? It's like B horror movie material, and I freaking love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I don't want her to go suddenly, that would be just awful. Right now she's like an enchanted car accident that keeps generating mangled bodies long after initial impact.

    I want it to go on forever and ever!
    Viva La Lohan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quick Delurking to link this from DListed...
    White Oprah Never Disappoints | Dlisted

    Not sure how to embed...

    I had never watched White Oprah on video, I always tought, photos are enough as it is...
    After watching this, wow, Lindsey Lohan never had a change to ever be normal with a mother like this!
    Shes really making a fool of herself in that interview sneak peak.

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    ^^^ hahaha must set DVR to catch this show!!

    Dlisted | Be Very Afraid video at link


    Thursday, September 13th 2012
    White Oprah Never Disappoints

    The last time the drunk leach on Lindsay Lohan's wallet and Cookie Puss' arch rival White Oprah tore her mouth away from an economy-sized bottle of Popov vodka to proudly represent the definition of delusion in an interview, it was a stuttering disaster of a magical mess. White Oprah's legendary trainwreck interview with Matt Lauer became AA's 13th step: DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.

    Well, for her encore, White Oprah sat down with the real Oprah's humanized hemorrhoid, Dr. Phil, to talk about how she's an enabling piece of raggedy trash and has the parenting skills of a cracked meth pipe. The full interview airs on Monday, but because nothing will get eyes on your show like the promise of a showdown between a testicle with a stache and a drunken, giggling pile of weave hair, a 60-second teaser has been released. It's 60 seconds of YES and I love it when an exploiter exploits an exploiter.

    Somewhere, the doctor who delivered LiLo is tearing up his medical license as punishment for not giving her to a pack of hobos in the hospital alleyway so she could stand some kind of chance at living a normal life.

    And "You're in your little tie and your little shoes...." is now my favorite line to spit at a ho who is judging me for being a boozed-up disaster.
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    [YOUTUBE]-JsvYKwx0hw[/YOUTUBE]
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    omg that's some shocking shit!


    And "You're in your little tie and your little shoes...." is now my favorite line to spit at a ho who is judging me for being a boozed-up disaster.
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    She must have needed cash and/or attention fast to agree to go on Dr. Phil.
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    This is the most entertaining thing that's happened with LL & family for a long time.

    Dina's behavior with Dr. Phil is about the same as Lindsay's normal behavior. Did you see her trying to flirt with him? Even Dina doesn't always act like that.
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    ^lol I just re-watched the matt lauer interview - she is /was such a doof! she doesn't even get half of what he's asking /saying to her.
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    I don't usually watch TV, but I may just have to tune in for this! She's making a complete ass of herself. What is she, drunk? High? Both? I already know she's stupid.

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    I pity Lindsay after seeing that. Now I know where she gets it from.

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