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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Oh Tom Cruise had no intentions of dating Lindsay. He probably thought he could get her into CO$ rehab.
    Yeah, Lindsay was already building a reputation for herself and that would put her right out of the running to be a Bride of Cruisenstein. There isn't a snowflake's chance in hell that she'd be on the list as the $cilons would consider anyone with any drug experimentation in their history to be a degraded being.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Yeah, Lindsay was already building a reputation for herself and that would put her right out of the running to be a Bride of Cruisenstein. There isn't a snowflake's chance in hell that she'd be on the list as the $cilons would consider anyone with any drug experimentation in their history to be a degraded being.

    I'm doubting she was ever even in the running and her mom floated that rumor out for publicity
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Yeah, Lindsay was already building a reputation for herself and that would put her right out of the running to be a Bride of Cruisenstein. There isn't a snowflake's chance in hell that she'd be on the list as the $cilons would consider anyone with any drug experimentation in their history to be a degraded being.

    Else Tom could have scored bonus points for 'saving' her from her current life of doom and destruction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    Else Tom could have scored bonus points for 'saving' her from her current life of doom and destruction.
    High level $cientologists believe that they can control time and space and move things with the power of their mind, but not even they are nuts enough to think that they have enough power keep Blowhan on the straight and narrow
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessMoFo View Post
    Hahahahahaha is she getting replies to that?
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    I just followed her. Her tweets are hysterical. She is SO out of touch with reality. She asked:

    Lindsay Lohan ‏@lindsaylohan
    What do all of my followers thing of Taylor Swift? Just curious...

    I replied - notleannrimes ‏@notleann
    @lindsaylohan Tay is very talented and probably will never get arrested. She's a geat role model. Watch her and learn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Hahahahahaha is she getting replies to that?

    I couldn't even find it under her twitter feed, I had to look @BarakObama's feed to find it lol Just to make sure it was for realz yo! LOL

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    Remember a few years back, when Al Gore was doing press for An Inconvenient Truth and Lindsay penned a letter to him (which one way or another saw it being released to the media) about the environment and how she wanted to join his save the planet gang?

    Man, she's a barking loon and I love it!
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    I really do not understand what she is saying in that tweet. She must have been in the bag when she did this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    I really do not understand what she is saying in that tweet. She must have been in the bag when she did this.
    I think that she thinks that the US government decides who is super-rich by reading the Forbes Rich List and sends out a tax bill accordingly.
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    Lol, and it would seem she thinks the President is the one who sends out the tax bills personally.

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    Do remember that the poor dear needs a tax break - deciding not to pay your taxes for a while will do that to a girl.
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    I'm surprised she even knows who the President is. Amanda Bynes, too, for that matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Do remember that the poor dear needs a tax break - deciding not to pay your taxes for a while will do that to a girl.
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