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Thread: Kleptoskank Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Jail, Blames Black Kids Everywhere

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    I like how she's denying involvement in the story but not the story itself...


    The Coked Up Beard That Got Away...




    In Vanity Fair's expose on Scientology and Tommy Girl's beard catching adventures, Maureen Orth wrote this about Lindsay Lohan:
    “Lindsay met with Tom before he met Katie. At first, she was super excited to work with Tom and thought it was about a role in Mission Impossible. It soon became clear that he wasn’t looking for an actress but something very different.”
    Last night, LiLo ran out of rolling papers and there wasn't a Bible in her room at the Motel 6, so she used the pages from Vanity Fair's new issue to roll a joint and that's when she saw her name. LiLo immediately got on Twitter to tell Tommy Girl and Scientology that she had nothing to do with VF's story. And when LiLo denies she's involved in something, that means she's totally involved. So we all have LiLo, Adderall and the empty bottles of Jack around her to thank for trying to bring down Xenu.
    But really, imagine Tommy and LiLo together? Every Bridge Queen (or whatever they call themselves) at Scientology would have to go against their insane beliefs and turn to anti-depressants and crack to deal with her crazy ass. LiLo's constant whining would've made Tommy punch himself in the head so much that he would've socked the crazy right out of his brains. What a world it would've been.
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    Haven't read a single post on this thread yet, but must give a big for 'kleptoskank'.

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    Oh Tom Cruise had no intentions of dating Lindsay. He probably thought he could get her into CO$ rehab.
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    If Mel Gibson couldn't help her...
    I would LOVE to see the Cruiser hook up with old Linds. Oh my gawd, it would make my gossip life just so damn sweet.
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    ^it would be all kinds of different crazy in one fun cluster wrap!!

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    It would kill all other gossip for me! But...he'd find a way to robotize her and ruin all the fun.

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    ^lmao for sure! he totally settled when we were dying for the big bang
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    Please Gossip Gods, let her become Mrs. Orange Klepto Cruise!
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    Dina must have been pushing for this hard. She probably threw her name into the hat.
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    Lohan is destined for someone like Blaaaakke!
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    Courtney Love would be the perfect match for Lindsay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Lohan is destined for someone like Blaaaakke!
    Is he still alive? If he's still in a coma, might be just right from Crackhan.
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Is he still alive? If he's still in a coma, might be just right from Crackhan.
    She woudn't have to share the 'diet powder' with him.

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    There needs to be someone with a third Blaaaaaaaaake tattoo on their arm. It might as well be Linds as it would cover a few more freckles.

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    i think lindsay's blake is sam ronson. she's probably still stalking her.
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