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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    But I bet the producers will cough up eventually and say something about how she's such a brilliant actress and how thrilled they were to have her in their movie. She must have something over all these people, don't know what it is but it's as if everyone in Hollywood is hypnotised by the stench of cracksnatch and will repeatedly bend over backwards for her.
    It wouldn't surprise me if Dina did have some sort-of hold over a few influential members of the Hollywood elite. She's sneaky and opportunistic enough - I bet she did some shady things when Lindsay was little to ensure she got into films in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    I always think high class hookers. The place is loaded with them.
    Then Lindsay was in the wrong place!

    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    But I bet the producers will cough up eventually and say something about how she's such a brilliant actress and how thrilled they were to have her in their movie. She must have something over all these people, don't know what it is but it's as if everyone in Hollywood is hypnotised by the stench of cracksnatch and will repeatedly bend over backwards for her.
    Thanks for that visual!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roslyntaberfan View Post
    It wouldn't surprise me if Dina did have some sort-of hold over a few influential members of the Hollywood elite. She's sneaky and opportunistic enough - I bet she did some shady things when Lindsay was little to ensure she got into films in the first place.
    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Then Lindsay was in the wrong place!



    Thanks for that visual!
    Right? All I can see is that dirty old former "Rockette" in a back bend with her dirty non-glistening pork flaps crusting up in the breeze! *VOMITY*
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    But I bet the producers will cough up eventually and say something about how she's such a brilliant actress and how thrilled they were to have her in their movie. She must have something over all these people, don't know what it is but it's as if everyone in Hollywood is hypnotised by the stench of cracksnatch and will repeatedly bend over backwards for her.
    They do need her to promote the movie, I guess. So they might ante up just to get this bitch to shut up, do her job and then move along far away from them. Sometimes I think people pacify Lindsey just to get her to leave them alone.

    Quote Originally Posted by roslyntaberfan View Post
    It wouldn't surprise me if Dina did have some sort-of hold over a few influential members of the Hollywood elite. She's sneaky and opportunistic enough - I bet she did some shady things when Lindsay was little to ensure she got into films in the first place.
    Or this. Linds was a child star and we know sometimes those kids deal with all sorts of unsavory shit in this business. Maybe Dina does have a few chips to play.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    They do need her to promote the movie, I guess. So they might ante up just to get this bitch to shut up, do her job and then move along far away from them. Sometimes I think people pacify Lindsey just to get her to leave them alone.



    Or this. Linds was a child star and we know sometimes those kids deal with all sorts of unsavory shit in this business. Maybe Dina does have a few chips to play.
    They need her to promote a Lifetime movie? Why? Not like it'll be opening in theatres across the country. It's a LIFETIME movie, not some megablockbuster they spent millions making. screw her! make her pay her own damn bills!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Right? All I can see is that dirty old former "Rockette" in a back bend with her dirty non-glistening pork flaps crusting up in the breeze! *VOMITY*
    Vomity!
    Thank you Mel. A new word for us all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Vomity!
    Thank you Mel. A new word for us all!
    That's actually a Bugdoll original...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stef View Post
    is lilly rosemand her alias?
    apart from that i think it's weird that the manager called her "lindsay" and not ms. lohan in the letter.






    it definitely is. why would she rent a laptop, anyway?
    Well she did grow up there, ya know when she was such a mature superstar at 16 that she could move out to CA unsupervised - she moved into CM
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    Hate to break it to you Mr. Paval but, that computer is already gone, sir.
    Seriously. I wouldn't even trust her to rent a Speak & Spell.

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    Vomity!
    Thank you Mel. A new word for us all!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    That's actually a Bugdoll original...
    We need a Glossary thread to record Buggisms and the like for posterity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post

    We need a Glossary thread to record Buggisms and the like for posterity.
    Didn't we already have one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercer View Post
    Didn't we already have one?
    You're right, and it was started by the ever fragrant and much maligned PacificBreeze.

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/hig...-glossary.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    Did anyone else skim through the letter and itemized bill?


    Hate to break it to you Mr. Paval but, that computer is already gone, sir.


    I hope that laptop is gone. I'd hate to be the next person to use it. Those keys are probably all crusty with meth residue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    I hope that laptop is gone. I'd hate to be the next person to use it. Those keys are probably all crusty with meth residue.
    I don't even want to think what she's left on the hard drive.
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    Probably stolen downloads of Mean Girls and Parent Trap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roslyntaberfan View Post
    It wouldn't surprise me if Dina did have some sort-of hold over a few influential members of the Hollywood elite. She's sneaky and opportunistic enough - I bet she did some shady things when Lindsay was little to ensure she got into films in the first place.
    I wouldn't put it past Dina that she whored Lindsay out for sex from a very young age (maybe starting at age 13 or something) and that she now blackmails the men who abused Lindsay as a child.
    Dina is just the epitome of a horrible mother to me.

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