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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    'according to the internet........'



    'cause if we see it on the web it must be true.
    I clearly stated it was a known fact.

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    Lilo is just a whole bucket full of crazy. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid bitch. Delusions of grandeur, and there is just not a fucking redeeming quality about this bitch.. I bet she is a hooker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post

    TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay is the suspect in the theft. The victim, Sam Magid, tried to recant his story but LAPD detectives say they have independent evidence to corroborate the theft and the investigation is full steam ahead.

    We've learned text messages were sent between Lindsay and Sam over the last few days, and he says "I officially told Detective Rodriguez you can't take anything from me cause what's mine is yours."



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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    I clearly stated it was a known fact.
    spare me hon, eyerollin' don't impress me.

    Last edited by witchcurlgirl; August 28th, 2012 at 04:07 PM.



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    Well Sam Magid and Lilo have soo much in common:

    'Bachelor' Contestant: You Ran Me Over with a Jeep!!! | TMZ.com


    'Bachelor' Contestant: You Ran Me Over with a Jeep!!!A former Bachelor contestant who is now a producer for Ryan Seacrest is suing a guy who allegedly ran over her foot in a Mercedes, and she says the accident is ruining her life.


    Sarah Schnare claims last April she was standing next to a car driven by Sam Magid -- a guy who invests in projects involving comic books that are turned into movies. According to the lawsuit, Sarah was standing at the passenger window of Sam's Mercedes jeep when the vehicle moved, knocking her to the ground.

    But it gets worse. Sarah claims when she was on the ground, the jeep ran over her right foot, breaking 6 bones.

    Sarah tells TMZ ... she hasn't been able to work on Ryan's radio show since April. Her employer is not Ryan, it's Clear Channel, and the company put her on unpaid leave.

    Sarah -- who worked on "Larry King Live" before moving on to Ryan -- says Sam's insurance company refuses to front her any money for the multiple surgeries, lost wages and other expenses she's had to incur as a result of the injuries.

    We could not reach Sam for comment.

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    Is she a fucking primate with those long-ass toes?
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    Did she paint her nails on her smashed foot??? Okay, maybe it's old nail polish.

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    He should invest in a film based on the comic book adventures of Klepto-Herpo Bitch. The tagline could be something like: 'She steals your shit but that's only the start of your troubles.' If he did, he might recoup some of the value of stuff she's stolen or 'hidden' from him.
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    Her super powers include the ability to knock you out with the fishy stench of her twat.



    ETA- That's vile, sorry girls
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Her super powers include the ability to knock you out with the fishy stench of her twat.



    ETA- That's vile, sorry girls
    It may be vile, but I bet it's the truth.
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    Jesus fuck... does this bitch have a magic vag or something? How does she keep dickmatizing the entire damn legal world and all these rich fuckfaces with that busted face?

    Bitch will skate AGAIN. I can't fucking believe it.
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    WTF????????????

    Lindsay Lohan
    Will NOT Be Prosecuted
    For Jewelry Heist


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    Lindsay Lohan
    will not be prosecuted by the L.A. County District Attorney for stealing more than $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses from a Hollywood Hills home -- TMZ has learned the D.A. just rejected the case.

    According to the D.A.'s charge evaluation worksheet, there is insufficient evidence to bring a burglary charge against the actress.

    According to the D.A., Lindsay and Sam Magid -- the rich guy who owns the house that was allegedly burglarized -- have had a "longstanding relationship."

    The D.A. claims Sam did not identify Lindsay as a suspect and the "potential eyewitnesses have refused to become involved."

    Additionally, none of the suspects were found in possession of the stolen property.

    Lindsay's assistant Gavin Doyle will also not face prosecution.

    Read more: Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | TMZ.com

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    Every. fucking. time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Every. fucking. time.

    Wishful thinking but maybe something will come of the auto accident case where she lied to cops.

    I guess we can look on the bright side and see that this bitch is an eternal fuck up - hopefully the next one will be epic

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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    Wishful thinking but maybe something will come of the auto accident case where she lied to cops.

    I guess we can look on the bright side and see that this bitch is an eternal fuck up - hopefully the next one will be epic
    Nothing will come of that either.. I've said it before but bitch could be filmed by TMZ murdering babies and still walk with no charges..

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