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    Hmm,....okay. Thanks for the info, Novice. I like a lot of these comic book/super hero movies, but Pain Man doesn't sound to promising to me. But,...what do I know?

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    HAHAHAHA She blamed the black kid!

    Lindsay Lohan -- Blaming Jewelry Theft On Suge Knight's "Son" | TMZ.com

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    Lindsay Lohan claims she's been framed in the theft of $100,000 of watches and sunglasses, telling friends the real culprit is a man claiming to be Suge Knight's son. Problem is ... cops aren't buying what she's selling.

    We broke the story ... Lindsay is now officially a suspect in the theft, which occurred at the lavish home of Sam Magid, a good friend of LiLo's.

    Magid told cops Monday ... he was in touch with 2 of Lindsay's friends -- one of whom is Andrew Knight -- and they said the night of the theft Lindsay had handed them a bag with 2 or 3 pieces of the stolen items wrapped in her t-shirt. The 2 men returned the items to Magid. Other items were still missing.

    Magid also said he was in touch with Lindsay, who told him she had hidden some of the other items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars. We're told Magid told cops Lindsay confessed she was on Ambien at the time she hid the jewelry and was hazy about exactly what happened.

    Now Lindsay claims Knight is the real culprit, something Knight strongly denies. And apparently cops buy his story, because Lindsay is the target of the investigation.

    Magid told cops Lindsay contacted him recently and said, "I'm sorry. Please pray for me."

    We're told yesterday Magid gave cops Ziploc bags containing some of the stolen items. In addition to the watches and sunglasses, we're told Tiffany monogrammed silverware was also taken.

    Read more: Lindsay Lohan -- Blaming Jewelry Theft On Suge Knight's "Son" | TMZ.com
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    I hope Suge dangles her over a balcony.
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    Damn! Now this is getting good but she will still walk somehoe. (that is not a typo)

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    I wouldn't fuck with Suge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    I wouldn't fuck with Suge.

    Exactly!

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    No, shit. I'd have the evidence on HD video featuring both the crime and full confession before I started fucking around with Suge Knight. And even then, I'd think about taking a long vacation to parts unknown.
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    Dina has been unusually quiet

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    I have stopped hoping that she will ever do any actual time, but maybe she will end up pissing off some real criminals instead. Way more effective, yay.
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    Wow, it's like 2007 all over again. "The black guy did it!"

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    Perhaps Suge can do what the legal system has been unable to accomplish - punish Lohan!


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    ^i'd be begging to go to jail!
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    Knowing Lilo - while Suge is "talking" to her, she'd be trying to figure out how to steal his earring.
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    I foresee lilo blowing Bloods for a long long time. Or is he a Crip?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Knowing Lilo - while Suge is "talking" to her, she'd be trying to figure out how to steal his earring.

    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I foresee lilo blowing Bloods for a long long time. Or is he a Crip?
    she better find out quick
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