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Thread: Kleptoskank Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Jail, Blames Black Kids Everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tati View Post
    I liked the old one a lot, too - "nicks some bling" always made me giggle. But the original author seconded the change request, so what the hey!
    Maybe I should re-think that?
    Nicks lots of bling? Nicks bling all the time & gets away with it? Maybe I'll sleep on it?
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    How about "DUI-Klepto Kween Lindsay Lohan nicks bling/drives wasted, blames black kid and doesn't go to prison" but that's probably a little long.
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    Klassy Klepto Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Consequences?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tati View Post
    Klassy Klepto Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Consequences?
    AGAIN!




    Lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    How about "DUI-Klepto Kween Lindsay Lohan nicks bling/drives wasted, blames black kid and doesn't go to prison" but that's probably a little long.
    That, and you left out a bunch of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tati View Post
    Klassy Klepto Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Consequences?
    I like it but it leaves out the black kid.
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    DUI Klepto Lindsay Lohan Blames The Black Kid For It All... The Thread!!!

    Hows that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    DUI Klepto Lindsay Lohan Blames The Black Kid For It All... The Thread!!!

    Hows that?
    You inspired me.

    Teflon Krackie Lindsay Lohan Blames The Black Kid For Her Klepto Shit--Again!

    The Lindsay Lohan International Crackwhore Klepto Thread (Complete With DUIs, The Black Kid, and Zero Accountability!)
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    The black kid stole a lot of shit and blamed Lindsey again
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    How about something Michael K inspired?

    Bitch Effed Up Again: The Lindsay Lohan Edition

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    Does the black kid even have a name? This is blatant racism on her part!

    Racist DUI Klepto Lindsay Lohan Blames The Nameless Black Kid For Everything - Act Surprised
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    Does the black kid even have a name? This is blatant racism on her part!

    Racist DUI Klepto Lindsay Lohan Blames The Nameless Black Kid For Everything - Act Surprised

    The unnamed black kid has no idea how popular he is. I'm going to find out his name then send him a link to this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    Bitch Effed Up Again: The Lindsay Lohan Edition
    this one gets my vote.
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    Lindsey: Fuck.
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    Lindsay Lohan: Still saggy tittied, flat assed and fucking up
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