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    Truckstop Trixie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Truckstop Trixie.
    How dare you! My dog's name is Trixie and her tittays look better.
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    Ha, with those most recent pics Lindsay has to be on drugs and/or booze or some personality disorder to think she looks good in that backless shirt!
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    Gross. Is she smoking over clothes in a store or is she outside?

    The side boob is down to her waist.

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    Lindsay Lohan was interviewed by police today regarding an apparent burglary at a Hollywood Hills home last night -- but Lindsay insists ... she had nothing to do with it.

    According to sources, Lindsay slept over at the home in question Sunday night after a small get together -- along with several guests -- and when everyone woke up this morning, the owner of the home claimed expensive jewelry had been stolen from the property.

    Law enforcement sources tell us, police were called to the home and interviewed everyone inside, including LIndsay.

    We're told Lindsay was very cooperative -- but claimed she had nothing to do with any missing jewelry.

    As of now, Lindsay is NOT considered a suspect. The investigation is ongoing.

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    Of course bitch stole the jewelry, it's what the thieving whore does! Not like she's doing any real acting nowadays, and she was a jewelry thief even when she actually had jobs. Stickyfingers Lohan.

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    What kind of fucking idiot would inviite this bitch to their house in the first place, or at least locking everything down first?
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    Leave the fake stuff out and put the good stuff in the safety deposit box. Who doesn't know this? It's basic etiquette. You don't invite a known jewel thief into your home knowing you'll have valuables that will tempt her to get sticky fingers. It's not Lindsay's fault if she sees jewelry, she has to take it, duh. Jeez.
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    Hiding the jewelry under that god awful scarf has got to be the only reason for this mess.

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    She looks like a Boca meemaw in that getup.

    And I still can't get over how low those udders hang. Sheesh.
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    LOL about the Boca meemaw! That's exactly what she looks like! So she's hiding the jewels under the scarves and the new Gucci bag? I see how she operates.
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    She probably hid the jewelry under those saggy titties of hers.
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    That's just awesome. You can always count on the Cracken for entertainment.

    As of now, Lindsay is NOT considered a suspect.
    Wonder of the police spokesperson had a hard time saying that with a straight face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    That's just awesome. You can always count on the Cracken for entertainment.



    Wonder of the police spokesperson had a hard time saying that with a straight face.
    I would like to see the interview of him saying this. I'm guessing he had a horrible eye twitch saying that sentence because he knows it's a terrible terrible lie, or he was struck by lighting IMMEDIATELY after.
    Because there is no way in hell this bitch didn't pocket them jewels.
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    This reminds me of that ol' sang:
    "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me 5,634 times + criminal charges, convictions, and jail time - shame on me.

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