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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    That script reads much less like an "independent" film, and more like a perv with a camera creating fap material. So, perfect for the Cracken.
    no, it sounds like a bret easton ellis novel. oh wait, didn't he write it?
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    *shrugs*

    Doesn't sound like softcore porn to me. Shrader worked on Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Affliction, The Mosquito Coast, The Last Temptation of Christ. She could do worse.
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    So, ummmm, happy birthday Lindsay, who would have thunk you'd make it all the way to 26 and you still look no older than 58. Congrats!
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    May all your birthday wishes(cocaine and vodka) come true!!!

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    Come on Lindsay. Go out and live it up tonight. Give me something to look forward to reading in the am.
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    Where did her double-chin go?




    You know what's sad? (besides everything about her), is that in her own mind - she probably sees the girl on the left when she looks in the mirror.

    It's a beautiful picture...too bad the picture is so photoshopped, it looks like they photoshopped her face, then photoshopped/pasted it on to someone else's body


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    Those comparison pics are so horrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Those comparison pics are so horrible.
    Rollo they're not even close. Lindsay has to make every picture look dirty. Elizabeth looks effortlessly beautiful.
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    When my mother was young, people always compared her to Liz. My dad, who met mum on holiday in London and married her the minute he could, said he told everyone back in Australia, that he'd found his Liz Taylor. But mum and Liz NEVER EVER EVER looked slutty or whacked, (despite both loving various vices over the years) and I remain dumbstruck as to why these dickheads at Lifetime chose Blohan and every journalist who has tried to tell us Lindsay is "haunting" as Liz. My mother was haunting and I like to imagine her and Liz are enjoying the pinot on the 'other side' and making fun of Lindsay, because we all know neither of them would like her. Yes, my mum too.
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    Saw a pic from Blohan's take on Liz as Cleopatra and I first thought it was Roseanne Barr Also thought it humorous that James Deen (porn star) was quoted that he is not sleeping with LoBlo after they were seen leaving Katy Perry's party together. Pretty bad when porn stars don't want to be "romantically" involved with her!
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    ^ Well, I'm sure he knows that she probally doesn't even know what or who plugged her. And don't porn stars have it in their contract that they won't get STD?

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    LL should have stuck with the Linda Lovelace role, she could have pulled that one off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WesCAddle View Post
    Saw a pic from Blohan's take on Liz as Cleopatra and I first thought it was Roseanne Barr Also thought it humorous that James Deen (porn star) was quoted that he is not sleeping with LoBlo after they were seen leaving Katy Perry's party together. Pretty bad when porn stars don't want to be "romantically" involved with her!
    I can't stop imagining Lindsay Lohan playing Roseanne in the Lifetime Roseanne Biopic. Thanks for the laughs
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    About that film...

    Tuesday, July 31st 2012
    Lindsay Lohan Is Acting All Demure Again



    Not a day goes by when Lindsay Lohan's saggy tit bags aren't playing patty cake with her knees during a topless photo shoot, but while shooting a scene for that low-budget, direct-to-Xtube movie The Canyons, she played the "ohmygawd I can't possibly show the chichis everyone on this planet has seen at least a dozen times" card.

    TMZ says that before filming a scene where HoHan had to pull her freckled floor dusters out, she got a sudden case of the shies and told the crew that she'd only get topless if they stripped down to their boxers. Usually when HoHan makes a bunch of dudes take their pants off, the scene ends with her distracting them by giving them lazy handjobs while White Oprah sneakily crawls into the room to snatch all of their wallets from their pant pockets. Yeah, so if you're one of those crew members, now you know where your missing wallet went.

    This obviously just a planted story to make LiLo looks like the epitome of modest and the crack industry's answer to Mother Teresa. Or maybe.... this story is made of truth and she only made those dudes get down to their chonies, because she's so used to making her johns strip as soon as they walk through the motel door to make sure they're not cops. Occupational hazard!

    Posted by: Michael K

    Source: Lindsay Lohan Is Acting All Demure Again | Dlisted
    Never saw that coming.

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    freckled floor dusters!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    Where did her double-chin go?




    You know what's sad? (besides everything about her), is that in her own mind - she probably sees the girl on the left when she looks in the mirror.

    It's a beautiful picture...too bad the picture is so photoshopped, it looks like they photoshopped her face, then photoshopped/pasted it on to someone else's body


    Gross.
    I look more like Liz than Blohan does.... and I look NOTHING like Liz...

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