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    that video is actually scary!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Creepy. It turns into a horror film after the hoodie pic.
    Yep, I posted it on my FB wall and was surprised at how many people there found it disturbing too.

    The music is the most brilliant choice for the clip, too. I could be wrong, but it sounds very much like the score for Shutter Island.

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    It's amazing how much her eyes changed. Her eyes are dead now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    It's amazing how much her eyes changed. Her eyes are dead now.
    Yes, it seems like you can tell exactly when she starting abusing by her eyes. The light goes out of them and she looks barely present. She looked beautiful at 0:15-0:16 and then at around 0:21-0:22 it starts to get harrowing. The transition to her passed out in the car is very disturbing, because she looks dead, like it's an animated post-mortem photography video.

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    Wednesday, April 25th 2012
    Hide Your Jewelry, Michelle Obama, Here Comes LiLo!



    Fine silverware will be traded for Dixie plastic sporks and an open bar will be traded for a pitcher of water at the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, because Lindsay Lohan will show up as a guest of Greta Van Susteren. LiLo will join an illustrious list of past White House Correspondent Dinner guests that includes Kim Kardashian, Bristol Palin, Jeremy Piven, Brooke Burke, Sanjaya, Justin Bieber, Jessica Simpson and Omarosa. I know, reading that list is like visiting the planetarium. So many bright shiny stars! If they were a constellation, their name would be the Orilly (short for the O Rilly These Whores Were Actually Invited To The White House?). Susan Sarandon has no laughs for that.
    LiLo's spokeswhore confirms to The Washington Post that she will be there along with her lawyer Shawn Holley who I'm guessing will be there as a crackheadsitter to make sure that ho doesn't break a glass over Hillary Clinton's head for looking at her wrong.
    The bad news is that Michelle Obama will have to Super Glue her diamond bracelet to her wrist if she doesn't want LiLo to snatch it away like the sneaky thief she is. But the good news is that the Secret Service don't have to go all the way to Colombia to get some leased coochie. This time, the call girl is coming to them!
    And here's LiLo looking like a freshly bloomed marigold at a Star Magazine party in L.A. last night.


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    Source: Hide Your Jewelry, Michelle Obama, Here Comes LiLo! | Dlisted
    Someone please tell me this is a horrible joke.

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    Who is Greta Van Susteren and why would she invite Lohan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Who is Greta Van Susteren and why would she invite Lohan?
    FOX news anchor
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    Despite being a Scieno, Greta must have a wicked sense of humor. Either that or she's trying to recruit Lindsay.
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

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    ^ Recruit Lindsay? For what? She has no money and shell disgrace the religion more than Tom Cruise ever could.

    You know what, let them go right on ahead and do that. Thisll be great.

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    She's had some major botox. At least her forehead doesn't look like an old shoe.

    I think the $cienos would love to get their hands on Blohan because they could hold her up as a poster child for their ridiculous drug detox programs. Of course, they'd also be stupid enough to believe she'd actually want to get off the stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Who is Greta Van Susteren and why would she invite Lohan?
    I can answer both questions with one word.

    Scientologist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    I think the $cienos would love to get their hands on Blohan because they could hold her up as a poster child for their ridiculous drug detox programs. Of course, they'd also be stupid enough to believe she'd actually want to get off the stuff.
    But shell never make it past the audits. What will she confess when nothing is ever her fault?
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    No, see that's what $cientology is all about, not taking responsibility for anything. It's always a suppressive person causing all the shit to happen in your life, so if you pay lots of money for auditing then disconnect from the source of your problems you'll be fine. It's perfect for Blohan, she's based her whole life on blaming other people.
    "You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well."



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    Hell, if they could disconnect her from Dina, she might stand a chance.
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

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    That's interesting because she lurves Dina and goes clubbing with her father.

    The suppressive persons must be the paps!

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