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    She's probably blowing 3 sheiks right now
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    All apologies if someone already posted this...


    I need to delete it out of my bookmarks finally.

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    She should totally cut her hair off like that. It looks pretty cute. And I love seeing her shoplifting skills in action.

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    Lindsay Lohan had a shady visitor arrested for knocking on her door

    Over the past few years, Lindsay Lohan has been a part of some shady incidents where I really feel like LL is crack hustling to get one of her dealers arrested. Did that make any sense, or am I still kind of cracked-out from the holidays? Okay, example…like, a year ago, LL tweeted a photo of a guy she claimed was stalking and harassing her, and many people took her story at face value (that she was being harassed), but I always felt like the guy was probably a dealer looking to collect some money that the Cracken owed him. Anyway, there’s a new story, and my crack radar is up with this one too. A “strange, unidentified man” came to LL’s Venice Beach property and was trying to talk to her. So she had him arrested:
    Cops were called to Lindsay Lohan’s Venice Beach pad earlier this evening — after a strange, unidentified man came a-knockin’ … and Lindsay freaked the hell out.
    Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, the man — an older gentleman — arrived at her home around 6:30pm and began knocking on the front door.
    We’re told Lindsay came to the door and asked what he wanted — and the man responded cryptically … that he needed to speak with her.
    Unnerved, Lindsay asked the man to leave, but he refused, demanding she open the door. Police received a call minutes later about a trespasser on Lindsay’s property. It’s unclear if Lindsay made the call.
    According to law enforcement sources, cops showed up soon after and arrested the man for trespassing. The man is currently being booked.
    [From TMZ]
    Of course, it’s not beyond the realm of possibility that this guy was just a sketchball who had latched on to the idea of talking to the Cracken. I can’t even say, “Oh, this kind of thing only happens to LL.” Because it doesn’t. Crazy people latch on to celebrities, however B or C-list, all the time. I’m only saying that there’s a decent possibility that the guy wasn’t a “stranger” but was trying to collect on some money that LL owed him. We’ll see.


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    Is there no one in her life that can tell her that she looks like she's in her late 40s?
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    Why does she have that pouch under her chin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Why does she have that pouch under her chin?
    My guess is that she had a mini face lift or injections (or both?)
    That pouch can develop when:
    a. They had a doctor that didn't know what they were doing.
    b. Patients don't follow proper after-care (like wearing bandages for a certain amount of time).
    c. When the fillers wear-off


    I think Lilo just didn't want to wear the bandages/follow after-care instructions

    Fergie has the same chin... she's obviously had a face lift....


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    Looks like they're both squirreling away nuts for the winter in those pouches. Massive.
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    Did she steal somebody's lips too????

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    Really, really sad and pathetic that someone younger than me would need a face lift or injections. Yikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    My guess is that she had a mini face lift or injections (or both?)
    That pouch can develop when:
    a. They had a doctor that didn't know what they were doing.
    b. Patients don't follow proper after-care (like wearing bandages for a certain amount of time).
    c. When the fillers wear-off


    I think Lilo just didn't want to wear the bandages/follow after-care instructions

    Fergie has the same chin... she's obviously had a face lift....


    Or they've both put on enough weigh to have a double chin starting?

    Is Lindsay going for a Jenny Craig / Weight Watchers gig?
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    She has a pouch under her chin because that's where she stores her meth. Fergie, too.
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    It's not a double chin, it's something really odd. Thanks for the explanation, SoCalMarie. Sad she has to have a facelift in her 20s and now she looks really bloated from the fillers (and maybe other things) as well.

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    Meth Pocket sounds much more scientific.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Or they've both put on enough weigh to have a double chin starting?

    Is Lindsay going for a Jenny Craig / Weight Watchers gig?
    That can be true too, weight gain - both Lindsay and Fergie have a little bit of a history of not treating their body's well (drugs, crash diets).

    But I've also see this type of weird jaw line/double chin action with people that have gotten mini face lifts or face fillers or something done to their face
    Sadly a couple of my friends have gotten mini face lifts and fillers at 25-28 years old and I think it make them actually look older and have this "skin bagging" problem....

    If anyone is extremely bored, here is a link the closest I've found (without searching for hours) to explaining the "droop"/"skin bagging" effect:

    Chin Lipo:
    Chin Liposuction Complications ~ Doctor Answers, Tips

    Filler/Lift effects:
    Will Radiesse Solve Slight Folds Along Jaw Line Resulting from Lower Facelift? Doctor Answers, Tips

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