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    She's wearing a navy blue dress with white polka dots. She looks like shit. More than usual.


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    She has major fake lashes on, they look awful. And she seems to have a problem closing her mouth like with her blow fish lips and new teefs it's too hard.

    "A massive penis means never having to say you're sorry". Mo

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    Out of 19 scheduled psych sessions she cancelled 14. Not lookin good out the gate so far.
    Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?

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    her lips look so disgusting.
    "This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag

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    She is an actress, she is an actress - see, she's trying to muster up some tears and everything.
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    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
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    C'Mon Linds, Gimmie some tears!
    Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?

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    She waived her right to a hearing and admitted being in violation of her parole.

    SCH is scribbling shit down on paper and smiling, LL is breathing through her stupid duck lips and glancing at the paper.

    Damn, her probation officer QUIT!

    She's getting some time and modified parole.

    Judge said she located another homeless women's shelter for the comm. service, but they turned LL down because they believe she is not a good role model for women trying to get their lives together. HAHAHAHA

    I can't tell if she's about to cry or just has glassy eyes.


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    Something is live? Oh where? Finding channels...............

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    What is she wearing on her head - I have the sound off because I'm at work and for some reason they think I'm some kind of professional or something - but that thing on her head, it is a mop?

    Lindsay appears to have no discernible jawline anymore. I don't either, bit I'm almost twice her age and have been drinking longer than her.
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    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
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    Fuck I knew she was gonna get some of that jailtime stayed.
    Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?

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    She is to surrender by Nov. 9th to serve 30 days!

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    Bitch face is on.

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    i think the judge just said she needs to go to jail for 30 days.
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    That's 4-5 days in jail.
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
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    The Women's Shelter said she's a bad example for the women who want to get their life together!

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