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    she got new teefs. and tweeted about it.




    zoom my ass. she got at least 4 new chiclets.
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    Playboy probably paid for them as a condition of putting her skank ass in their magazine.
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    Playboy probably took one look at her teef before and didn't want to shell out $$ for any extra special photoshop it would have taken to disguise the mess.

    I just want to slap the shit out of her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    zoom my ass. she got at least 4 new chiclets.
    Exactly her dental issues went way beyond color.

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    fuck she looks like lemann there
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    Umm...maybe I'm out of the loop with her legal troubles but is she allowed to drink again cause I'm sure if she's drinking that glass of what I assume to be alcohol; she'd be in deep shit (well deeper than before anyways).

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    She's free to booze to her heart's content. Which is weird because her probation that she's serving for the stolen necklace also encompasses what remained of all her drunk/drug driving charges.
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    I like the "apple juice" and cigarette butts in the backgorund of her office - er, hotel room.
    Wonder if her new teeth are meth-proof. She probably got worked on in exchange for tweet publicity.
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    So she has money for new teef too. No more sob stories for her.

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    i'm pretty sure she got them fixed for free for mentioning his name.

    his website is ridiculous.

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    Ahhhh Dr Dorfman - the attention whore from Extreme Makeover.
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    She's had more than a zoom done. Her two front teeth are definitely capped now. One was missing a corner.

    If her gums are hurting, he did a shit job protecting them from the light. When I had mine done, I had cotton and gauze shoved up around all my teeth until my gums were totally covered, thus protected from burns.

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    They're probably veneers notcaps. With caps you (used to) have to grind down the teeth, veneers are a much easier & quicker job. Do they go under the gumline to protect the real tooths? Since ones gums receed as we get older.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    They're probably veneers notcaps. With caps you (used to) have to grind down the teeth, veneers are a much easier & quicker job. Do they go under the gumline to protect the real tooths? Since ones gums receed as we get older.
    Do you mean porcelain veneers/caps? I had acrylic ones removed and replaced with porcelain ones and yea, my teeth were ground right back. They don't really go under the gum line though...*feeling around in my mouth*

    The whitening would be what Lindsay's bitching about. If your gum isn't properly covered, it burns.

    But yea, I agree they would probably be the acrylic ones. They don't last as long, but they're about 1/4 of the price of porcelain. Porcelain have to be custom made, too.

    Off topic and maybe I'm just PMSing bad, but fuck, I'd like to bitch slap Lindsay's smug smiley face in that pic.

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    Why is she taking pics in a trashy Motel 6?

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