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    TMZ has a plant in the morgue now, or is that Lindsay texting them from in there? And for what reason would someone be shocked to see a corpse in a morgue?
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    ^ Not a corpse per se but the actuality of it.

    This is all so grotesque and that includes Dina selling a book about the downfall of her own daughter. How does she even justify that with all the denial (self denial) she has spouted over the years?

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    On our news this morning, they were saying that Lindsay wouldn't be washing blood soaked linens. That stuff is considered bio-hazard and you have to have training to touch items with human fluid. Most things are sent to a service. Also, the morgue uses mostly plastic to wrap around the bodies.

    But, who the fuck shows up for duty dressed like that?

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    She dressed in all black like she was attending a funeral. She thinks she can clean in heels? Dumb bitch...

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    One of Lindsay's friends had 36 cupcakes delivered to the morgue for her and her co-workers. The head of the morgue had them turned away. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    One of Lindsay's friends had 36 cupcakes delivered to the morgue for her and her co-workers. The head of the morgue had them turned away. LOL
    The coroner is no nonsense!!! The judge should hire him to keep LL in line!!

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    Cupcakes, seriously? What a fucking assclown.
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    Lindsay Lohan says she is the mystery buyer who ordered 36 gourmet cupcakes and burgers to the L.A. County Morgue today ... insisting the gesture was simply to say, "I'm sorry."

    Lohan's rep tells TMZ, "Lindsay asked her assistant to pick up lunches from the In-And-Out in Huntington Park around 10:30 a.m. Around 11:00 a.m., her assistant returned with the lunches and brought them into the administrative trailer and set the food on a table for the volunteers to eat on their break."

    The rep added, "Reports that Lindsay had lunches brought in for the other volunteers are completely accurate despite any claims to the contrary."

    "Additionally, Lindsay ordered cupcakes for the staff and volunteers. When they were delivered, morgue supervisors would not let them into the building."

    "It is unfortunate that Lindsay's well-intentioned actions were not taken in the spirit in which she intended; to say she was sorry for yesterday's misunderstanding."

    Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter told TMZ ... he turned away the cupcake delivery guy because the move is simply, "unacceptable" ... adding, "We're not here to accept food."

    Winter also tells us, no burgers were distributed to the staff.

    Lindsay Lohan -- I Bought the Cupcakes to Apologize to Morgue Staff | TMZ.com
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    God dammit this is not a field trip you fucking idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Lindsay Lohan says she is the mystery buyer who ordered 36 gourmet cupcakes and burgers to the L.A. County Morgue today ... insisting the gesture was simply to say, "I'm sorry."

    Lohan's rep tells TMZ, "Lindsay asked her assistant to pick up lunches from the In-And-Out in Huntington Park around 10:30 a.m. Around 11:00 a.m., her assistant returned with the lunches and brought them into the administrative trailer and set the food on a table for the volunteers to eat on their break."

    The rep added, "Reports that Lindsay had lunches brought in for the other volunteers are completely accurate despite any claims to the contrary."

    "Additionally, Lindsay ordered cupcakes for the staff and volunteers. When they were delivered, morgue supervisors would not let them into the building."

    "It is unfortunate that Lindsay's well-intentioned actions were not taken in the spirit in which she intended; to say she was sorry for yesterday's misunderstanding."

    Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter told TMZ ... he turned away the cupcake delivery guy because the move is simply, "unacceptable" ... adding, "We're not here to accept food."

    Winter also tells us, no burgers were distributed to the staff.


    Lindsay Lohan -- I Bought the Cupcakes to Apologize to Morgue Staff | TMZ.com

    I really, really like this guy. Him and the judge should go hang out. They seem to not be blinded by her being a "celebrity"
    It's very refreshing!!
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    Now now, she's a big big star. I think that's how they say sorry, with cupcakes. It's in the rulebook or something, I'm sure of it. It would never occur to this nutter to just show up on time, do the work and go away now would it?
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    What was Lindsay thinking?
    "Sorry I disrepected the court's orders, wasted your time, and taxpayer money-have a cupcake.
    So, we're all good right?"


    Let the court records show: Ms. Lohan was late, the day after she was in court and had her probation revoked for being late/ not completing her orders. But she did send cupcakes. That counts, right?

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    If I was working in a morgue and had to deal with dead bodies and human fluids, the last thing I'd want is a fucking cupcake.

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    Now, if they were the cupcakes we have been discussing in the high school section.... LOL
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    Didn't she send a bouquet of flowers to the jewelry store she ripped off?
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