Kirsten Dunst is in rehab

**DontMindMe** · February 7th, 2008, 03:57 AM

^I don't care about her teeth, it's her bitch vibe that gets me.

**sputnik** · February 7th, 2008, 03:59 AM

awww, i love kiki. i hope she gets better.

**buttmunch** · February 7th, 2008, 05:24 AM

They have rehab for everything now. I feel like I'm missing out on something. Do they serve jello or something equally delicious there? Dammit, I guess I'll have to get pregnant just to fit in. It'll be a bitch pushing a baby out of my penis, but it'll be worth it knowing I'll be cool again

You're a man and therefore unable to stand the pain of childbirth. Go stub your toe and then scream and moan like you've had your leg amputated.

And yeah, what's up with the teeth thing? They're slightly crooked, which, as far as I'm concerned, is far better than the usual Hollywood chicklet teeth.

**Karistiona** · February 7th, 2008, 05:29 AM

I hate her AND her teeth! Hope she stays there forever and decides never to irritate me on my screen again. Oh yeah and blah blah hope she gets better soon blah blah blah.

**Chilly Willy** · February 7th, 2008, 06:20 AM

Let's all hate someone because of her teeth! Awesome, highschool all over again.

Let's pick on someone for four years straight, because his nose looks funny. And the sneakers he wears are no name sneaks! Let's kill the bastard! Fuck off and die!

**crackho** · February 7th, 2008, 06:37 AM

^^Looky, no-name sneaks (

) we don't need to do all that - we got the Chin; every thing else pales in comparison under her shadow.

**Sassiness** · February 7th, 2008, 06:44 AM

About bloody time Kiki got her arse to rehab. Heroin chic is so nineties...

**AgentOrange** · February 7th, 2008, 06:49 AM

Originally Posted by Chilly Willy

Let's all hate someone because of her teeth! Awesome, highschool all over again.

Let's pick on someone for four years straight, because his nose looks funny. And the sneakers he wears are no name sneaks! Let's kill the bastard! Fuck off and die!

...so that's why nobody liked me...

**Chilly Willy** · February 7th, 2008, 07:40 AM

^^ Teeth, nose, or no name sneaks? Fess up.

You can relax, the bullies won't get past me.

(Seriously though, I was alway the bully-bulier in school)

**AgentOrange** · February 7th, 2008, 08:33 AM

I didn't get too hard a time - I just had a need to be myself. Of course I also wore no name sneakers. They're every bit as good as brand name sneakers, and half the price! Now my friend with the bowl job hair cut, he really got it - heh, heh.