Kirsten Dunst is in rehab

**Bellatheball** · February 6th, 2008, 06:40 PM

Now it's just getting plain silly. Is rehab the new (f)Uggs?

**MoodyJenny86** · February 6th, 2008, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes

Good for her. I guess Heath's death might have scared these drug users. Isn't she around the same age as him?

^Close enough...

Heath would have been turning 29 and Kirsten will be 26 in April.

**Beeyotch** · February 6th, 2008, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland

shiloh is the messiah cometh Beeyotch! how dare u speak of thee in that way!! THAT IS SACRILEGE DEFAMATION (*&*%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, then the messiah looks a little like Damien in that avatar.

Just sayin'.

**january** · February 6th, 2008, 06:43 PM

Everyone is in rehab now because they are hoping they can sneak one in under the radar while Britney is still kicking and insane and Heath is still news. They don't want to go on a slow news day. Thats why they're all jumping at the chance now.

**AliceInWonderland** · February 6th, 2008, 06:43 PM

man now that all these stupid bitches are getting sober and mentally stable hollywood is gonna be boring as fuck!

**DoveFeatheredRaven** · February 6th, 2008, 06:45 PM

Nah, they will have a relapse in the summer. Maybe they will be polite and stagger them slightly so we are not bored at any time.

**AliceInWonderland** · February 6th, 2008, 06:46 PM

^ well im counting on it!

**lisalucy69** · February 6th, 2008, 06:49 PM

None of these bitches are doing rehab to get clean. It's just for attention and publicity.

**AliceInWonderland** · February 6th, 2008, 06:52 PM

^ yeah or a cover to get tit implants!

**CherryDarling** · February 6th, 2008, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

One word: Heroin.

Yep. Get well soon Kiki. I'm glad she's getting help.

**DoveFeatheredRaven** · February 6th, 2008, 07:04 PM

Well, she had a choice didn't she? Rehab or pregnancy. Rehab didn't require any weight gain or that nasty labor business.

**awshuks** · February 6th, 2008, 08:09 PM

They have rehab for everything now. I feel like I'm missing out on something. Do they serve jello or something equally delicious there? Dammit, I guess I'll have to get pregnant just to fit in. It'll be a bitch pushing a baby out of my penis, but it'll be worth it knowing I'll be cool again.

**southernbelle** · February 6th, 2008, 08:17 PM

When I saw this, my first thought was the Jake Gyllenhaal connection. Heath's best friend, Kirsten's ex, who (according to one of the other articles on here) she still has a thing for. I wonder if he had any hand in helping her make this decision.

**stef** · February 7th, 2008, 03:43 AM

Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes

Good for her. I guess Heath's death might have scared these drug users. Isn't she around the same age as him?

Originally Posted by southernbelle

When I saw this, my first thought was the Jake Gyllenhaal connection. Heath's best friend, Kirsten's ex, who (according to one of the other articles on here) she still has a thing for. I wonder if he had any hand in helping her make this decision.

my thoughts exactly. jake was the first thing that crossed my mind, too.

**yanna** · February 7th, 2008, 03:56 AM

Heh, they realised that Heath could be them the way they've been carrying on. I hope Kirsten gets the help she needs. She's very talented and it would be a shame to let it all go to waste. And I don't really notice her teeth, why are you people so hang up about those?