Fuck this creep.
Well, the tomatometer is at 8% with an audience score at 37%. Let's see how it developes over time.
At this point, it'll take a Christmas miracle!
"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin
Isn't campaigning for Fresh Tomatoes trying to game the system?
Yes, but it has backfired rather spectacularly and spawned some delightful reviews.
November 25, 2014
I had high hopes for this movie, but left quite disappointed. It was basically just a NAMBLA propaganda piece, and I do not appreciate Kirk's constant full frontal nudity. Maybe back in his Mike Seaver days, but no way now. I think he has been overdoing it with the communion wine, alcohol is very drying to the skin. This movie did not bring about a renewed appreciation for gay porn the way the trailer promised, and I was not given a refund at the box office despite the fact that I was blatantly ripped off by deceptive advertising. I would give it negative stars if I could, you owe me $12, Kirk Cameron.November 25, 2014I get what Kirk was trying to do here. Good intentions and helps push our agenda. But I was a little put off by all the gay sex scenes. Seven different scenes!?!?!?!? The one with the California Cheese Flap was a bit much for my boys. I would no recommend this film to the hardcore amongst us. If you like arbitrary nonsense and a lot of man on man action, you'll probably still think this movie is bad. But if you are a rational thinker and prefer your movies to be without such hardcore gay sex, you should probably pass on this one . November 25, 2014
What I was most appalled by was a scene where Kirk Cameron demonstrated what he referred to as "a traditional Christmas game for the whole family" called Nanna Gertie's Anal Acrobatics. I'll spare you the blow by blow, but it involved several children, small moving parts unsafe for kids under 6, heavy machinery, towels, warm water, and an octogenarian with a very spacious and specific skill set. Needless to say when the Holland-Wood family are on record calling it "a hot sexy time for the whole family", you know it's got to be a real shit show. One previous Rotten Tomatoes reviewer was even privy to a director's cut that apparently involved a resurrected Divine and what he referred to as a "candy cane job". Who knew necromancy would be involved?
"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin
HAHAHAHAHHHAH OMG Those comments are fucking PRICELESS. Especially the last one.
Love it. Just wow! Haha. and I do not appreciate Kirk's constant full frontal nudity I am dying here!
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