I was kind of hoping the bible would mandate that eggnog lattes be sold in all Starbucks locations.
I was kind of hoping the bible would mandate that eggnog lattes be sold in all Starbucks locations.
"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin
"Trump is, in my opinion, the first woman president of the United States." -- Roseanne Barr
I'm thrilled to learn he is a ok with anal sex.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
Are you being serious? I assumed you were but then remembered that most people think that stuff is really boring so then I wondered if I was being punked
In case you're serious, here's the book Amazon.com: English Society in the Eighteenth Century, Second Edition (The Penguin Social History of Britain) (8580001434919): Roy Porter: Books
Meanwhile, Kirk Cameron can suck my balls.
"I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou
Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.
Yes, I'm serious! Thank you.
"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin
"Trump is, in my opinion, the first woman president of the United States." -- Roseanne Barr
Because that sounds so much klassier than God's bunghole.
God's Loophole.
I'm so using that. Often.
"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."
Presumably, he believes God only sanctions anal sex between a man and a woman. Prick.
I think I definitely prefer not believing in his God if doing so means offering up my arse.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
So does 'taking something up the ass to keep your virginity' go both ways? Or is this just important for women and their vaginas?
My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex
"I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin
I just can't with this Dbag, but #8 on that list amuses me to no end - Dudley Moore Agent of the Lord. All I can think of is how awesome it would be as follow up to Bedazzled (and if Peter Cook was still alive as well...)
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