I'd tell him to fuck off but he's not worth the energy.
I'd tell him to fuck off but he's not worth the energy.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Ugh I can't believe I had a crush on this dick when I was 10.
It's real and I want to see it:
Saving Christmas (2014) - IMDb
just to see how many times I yell out the word "fuck". I could make a drinking game out of it. Luckily the movie's only 80 minutes long or my liver would disintegrate.
"You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well."
We should watch it together!! Just been to IMDb because I am curious by nature about pricks making themselves ridiculous. Loved the trivia. Also I want to know how he is going save it. Killing Santa? Blowing up department stores?
Saving Christmas (2014)
Trivia
Showing one item
Christmas was originally a pagan festival hi-jacked by Christians.
weird mouth.
if i don't have a white picket fence do i have to be 'joyous' this xmas?
I can't with his ass! In the words of that poet George Lopez...Fuck That Puto!!!!
He looks deranged on that poster. And his muscular arms? Really?
Ha! they removed that. Someone's fighting back though. It now says: "The date of Christmas is derived from a roman festival, "the birthday of the unconquered sun" to celebrate the Roman Sun God and was celebrated on December 25th, it was only under Emperor Constantine that this was changed to a celebration of Jesus."
"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin
Let's play the "replace Joy with" game! I'll go first - vaj:
"If you are a mom, if you are a wife, if you're the keeper of your home, I want you to know that your vaj is so important this Christmas," Cameron preaches. "Because Christmas is about vaj and if the vaj of the Lord is your strength, remember, the vaj of the mom is her children's strength, so don't let anything steal your vaj."
"If you let your vaj get stolen, it will sap your strength," he continued. "Let your children, your family, see your vaj in the way that you decorate your home this Christmas, in the food that you cook, the songs you sing, the stories you tell, and the traditions that you keep. Invite your whole neighborhood into your Christmas, and invite the world into our story of our king and his kingdom."
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
Mo - shouldn't it be "sandy vaj"?
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
Vibe:
"If you are a mom, if you are a wife, if you're the keeper of your home, I want you to know that your vibe is so important this Christmas," Cameron preaches. "Because Christmas is about vibe and if the vibe of the Lord is your strength, remember, the vibe of the mom is her children's strength, so don't let anything steal your vibe."
"If you let your vibe get stolen, it will sap your strength," he continued. "Let your children, your family, see your vibe in the way that you decorate your home this Christmas, in the food that you cook, the songs you sing, the stories you tell, and the traditions that you keep. Invite your whole neighborhood into your Christmas, and invite the world into our story of our king and his kingdom."
maybe he should meet Evangeline Lilly?
Mo: How about dildo?
If anything needs saving, it's Thanksgiving. Christmas needs to reverse its selfish, impatient, fat ass back into December where it belongs and wait its mother-fucking turn!
My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex
"I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin
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