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    I'd tell him to fuck off but he's not worth the energy.
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    I will never not laugh at his very sad birthday party.


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    Ugh I can't believe I had a crush on this dick when I was 10.

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    It's real and I want to see it:

    Saving Christmas (2014) - IMDb

    just to see how many times I yell out the word "fuck". I could make a drinking game out of it. Luckily the movie's only 80 minutes long or my liver would disintegrate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    It's real and I want to see it:

    Saving Christmas (2014) - IMDb

    just to see how many times I yell out the word "fuck". I could make a drinking game out of it. Luckily the movie's only 80 minutes long or my liver would disintegrate.
    We should watch it together!! Just been to IMDb because I am curious by nature about pricks making themselves ridiculous. Loved the trivia. Also I want to know how he is going save it. Killing Santa? Blowing up department stores?

    Saving Christmas (2014)

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    Christmas was originally a pagan festival hi-jacked by Christians.

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    weird mouth.

    if i don't have a white picket fence do i have to be 'joyous' this xmas?

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    I can't with his ass! In the words of that poet George Lopez...Fuck That Puto!!!!

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    He looks deranged on that poster. And his muscular arms? Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    We should watch it together!! Just been to IMDb because I am curious by nature about pricks making themselves ridiculous. Loved the trivia. Also I want to know how he is going save it. Killing Santa? Blowing up department stores?

    Saving Christmas (2014)


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    Christmas was originally a pagan festival hi-jacked by Christians.
    Ha! they removed that. Someone's fighting back though. It now says: "The date of Christmas is derived from a roman festival, "the birthday of the unconquered sun" to celebrate the Roman Sun God and was celebrated on December 25th, it was only under Emperor Constantine that this was changed to a celebration of Jesus."
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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    There should be a drinking game for how many times he says 'joy'
    Let's play the "replace Joy with" game! I'll go first - vaj:

    "If you are a mom, if you are a wife, if you're the keeper of your home, I want you to know that your vaj is so important this Christmas," Cameron preaches. "Because Christmas is about vaj and if the vaj of the Lord is your strength, remember, the vaj of the mom is her children's strength, so don't let anything steal your vaj."

    "If you let your vaj get stolen, it will sap your strength," he continued. "Let your children, your family, see your vaj in the way that you decorate your home this Christmas, in the food that you cook, the songs you sing, the stories you tell, and the traditions that you keep. Invite your whole neighborhood into your Christmas, and invite the world into our story of our king and his kingdom."

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Ha! they removed that. Someone's fighting back though. It now says: "The date of Christmas is derived from a roman festival, "the birthday of the unconquered sun" to celebrate the Roman Sun God and was celebrated on December 25th, it was only under Emperor Constantine that this was changed to a celebration of Jesus."
    And there's apparently much more evidence to suggest that Jesus would have been born mid-year rather than December. Maybe Kirk can make another film - What Jesus Did at Summer Camp.
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    Mo - shouldn't it be "sandy vaj"?
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    Vibe:

    "If you are a mom, if you are a wife, if you're the keeper of your home, I want you to know that your vibe is so important this Christmas," Cameron preaches. "Because Christmas is about vibe and if the vibe of the Lord is your strength, remember, the vibe of the mom is her children's strength, so don't let anything steal your vibe."

    "If you let your vibe get stolen, it will sap your strength," he continued. "Let your children, your family, see your vibe in the way that you decorate your home this Christmas, in the food that you cook, the songs you sing, the stories you tell, and the traditions that you keep. Invite your whole neighborhood into your Christmas, and invite the world into our story of our king and his kingdom."
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    maybe he should meet Evangeline Lilly?

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    Mo: How about dildo?

    If anything needs saving, it's Thanksgiving. Christmas needs to reverse its selfish, impatient, fat ass back into December where it belongs and wait its mother-fucking turn!
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