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    I think I asked the same thing during the Great Beyonce Baby Pillow Debacle, but why would she make up being pregnant? I mean, even for ratings? I have no doubt she and her mom would sell the conception tape to the highest bidder, but lying about the pregnancy itself doesn't compute with me. I'm guessing she is knocked up, no matter how she got that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    I think I asked the same thing during the Great Beyonce Baby Pillow Debacle, but why would she make up being pregnant? I mean, even for ratings? I have no doubt she and her mom would sell the conception tape to the highest bidder, but lying about the pregnancy itself doesn't compute with me. I'm guessing she is knocked up, no matter how she got that way.
    Yeah I believe it as well. And how can anyone not imagine her and Kanye bumping uglies? You know she'll bang any black dude that looks her way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    I see a really, really ugly custody war in 2 years. Taking bets....


    I don't think he's nearly as interested in the baby as he is in appearing to be straight.

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    Karma would be a great baby name. Starts with a K and everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Karma would be a great baby name. Starts with a K and everything.
    Shit, they might actually pick that one. Here I was thinking Kolostomy for a girl and Kolon for a boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Time to start placing bets on th IQ of this child. Based on the parents, I'm going with 73.
    I love that Twitchy is such an optimist.

    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Karma would be a great baby name. Starts with a K and everything.
    That is a fantastic choice for a girl or boy. I was thinking she would go with Ka-Khing.
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    Kanye is probably pissed Nicholas Cage took Kal-el or whatever that Superman name is.

    Going way back in the thread, and in defense of Jessica Simpson -- you usually show much quicker with your second baby, and those that have just had a baby and get pregnant again pop really, really quickly. I do feel for her a bit -- her boobs are going to be down to her knees after this one. They can only take so much stretching and they are huge. That being said. It will be fun to see the bloom-a-thon between the two of them. Will Jessica mu-mu it again? I'm guessing Kim will go all "sexy pregnant woman" in her choice of maternity wear and will be tottering on heels as long as possible.

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    My friend just posted this on FB… “Looked back at 2012 and thought it was a pretty productive year… then someone HAD to remind me that Kim Kardashian got married, divorced, found a new boyfriend AND got pregnant in one year.”
    Kim worked hard in 2012.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tulip View Post
    Kanye is probably pissed Nicholas Cage took Kal-el or whatever that Superman name is.

    Going way back in the thread, and in defense of Jessica Simpson -- you usually show much quicker with your second baby, and those that have just had a baby and get pregnant again pop really, really quickly. I do feel for her a bit -- her boobs are going to be down to her knees after this one. They can only take so much stretching and they are huge. That being said. It will be fun to see the bloom-a-thon between the two of them. Will Jessica mu-mu it again? I'm guessing Kim will go all "sexy pregnant woman" in her choice of maternity wear and will be tottering on heels as long as possible.

    Tottering on heels is easy enough to do when you're only pregnant with a pillow and not a real baby.
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    So this will probably be the fabled "Rapture" heading our way.

    Guess we better prepare for little Kesus Khrist to rise from Kanye's Kingdom of Krazy.
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    Omg she's going to look like a cartoon character, it'll be all boobs, bump and arse. Sort of like the South Park version of Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter, only with dark hair and more arse:

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    Wait a minute -- Kim was married THIS year? I thought it was 2011. It seems like a long time ago -- it was just a few months ago? Wow. Where have I been?

    And was Beyonce really NOT pregnant? I'm so confused! I didn't get it when Katie was rumored to have pillowed it. I don't get it now. I do find it curious we haven't seen many photos of the Beyonce/Jay-Z spawn.

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    She did marry Kris in 2011, but maybe they meant she did all that in a year's time, not in a calendar year per se.

    I think the jury is still out on Beyonce, she had that weird collapsing stomach. I still don't really get the point of lying about it either, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozi View Post
    Just when you thought her ass couldn't get any bigger. That thing's going to affect the tides! All kidding aside, I hope she finds she isn't allergic to the sprog and tries to pass it off to an assistant.
    That sprog better hope she gives it to an assistant.
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    Karma would be a great baby name. Starts with a K and everything.
    Brilliant!
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