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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    So I had to google this and here are the charming lyrics in question:
    'I impregnated your mouth, girl, that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl.'

    What a fucking loser.
    Guess that means Dim gives stellar blowjobs.
    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    i bet she doesn't. i mean, from what I've heard, mostly sex just goes on around her.. it's as if she isn't even there. i mean, the ray j tape demonstrates what a dead fuck she apparently is.
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    Why would Kanye care?

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    She just has to wear something like this and no one will notice:


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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    She just has to wear something like this and no one will notice:

    Good choice! It's like the fashion version of locker room fungus. Not inappropriate considering Kim's dating history...
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    Can't she lipo half of that fat out of there

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    right half or left half?
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    I won't buy In Touch but I sure hope someone will post the "10 pictures she couldn't photoshop."
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    I know it's wrong of me, but I really want to join twitter, just so I can see if I can make her cry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palermo View Post
    Can't she lipo half of that fat out of there
    Yep, because she transferred it from her waistline. it will probably give her dimples.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    I know it's wrong of me, but I really want to join twitter, just so I can see if I can make her cry.
    do it!!!
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    I have no idea if this is true or not, but I digress. I've read that if you get lipo, when you gain weight, the fat goes to everywhere, but the areas that have been lipo'ed. So, if that is even true'ish, that makes me think. So if Kim got lipo, and all of her lipo'ed fat, injected into her ass, when she gains weight, wouldn't all of it go to her ass?
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    In Touch: Kim Kardashian’s butt ‘won’t stop growing,’ it doesn’t fit in normal chairs



    Last month, The Daily Mail had a funny story about Kim Kardashian
    keeping a “booty tailor” on call 24 hours a day just in case she needs to buy] a pair of jeans and have them tailored for her booty. Well, In Touch Weekly claimsthat Kim’s booty really is causing major headaches, and not just for the poor bastard who has to tailor all of Kim’s “size 4” clothes. Unfortunately, we don’t get a big payoff for this[ hilarious “MY BUTT WON’T STOP GROWING” cover.

    It’s no secret that the reality TV[ star likes to have all her clothes — even jeans — tailored to hug her curves. But now, a source has confirmed to In Touch that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have employed a tailor to be on-call for alterations.


    “She spends hours getting ready and selecting her outfits. She gets her clothes tailored especially to accommodate her butt,” the Kardashian insider tells the mag. “It’s all just so over-the-top — she takes hours just to pick an outfit to go to lunch. She’d rather squeeze into something and say she’s a size smaller than be comfortable.”


    Kim Kardashian recently shocked onlookers when she exited her SUV wearing suede capri pants that were a few sizes too small. “The pants didn’t fit her at all,” an eyewitness tells In Touch.


    Her pants are not the only things Kim is trying to squeeze into. At a photo shootwith Kanye in early February, “One of the shots has Kim in a vintage chair, but the production staff had to spend three days custom-building it because her butt wouldn’t fit in the original,” an insider claims to In Touch. “Everybody was freaking out about it.”

    [From In Touch Weekly]


    When your ass needs custom-built chairs, it’s time to take out the butt implants. If she has butt implants. There’s some disagreement amongst the conspiracy theorists about this one. Some people believe she has butt implants, some people (like CB) think that Kim has gotten lipo on her stomach and thighs and now there’s excess fat going to her butt. Or something, it’s a complicated conspiracy theory with lots of moving parts. Or maybe she just has a huge butt naturally. It happens.

    Cele|bitchy | In Touch: Kim Kardashian’s butt ‘won’t stop growing,’ it doesn’t fit in normal chairs

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    the production staff had to spend three days custom-building it because her butt wouldn’t fit in the original,” an insider claims to In Touch. “Everybody was freaking out about it.”
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