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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    It's like a 13 year old girl's interpretation of 'dressing sexy when I grow up'
    Kanye's?

    It's so funny that she tries to be sexy AND a fashion icon and fails laughably on both counts even though she spends every single minute of her life trying.

    I wonder if she will ever admit to her life being 'pure torture' now that she has signed up to being her mother's kash kow for another three series as well?

    ETA: Kanye's ranting was NOT entertaining and he called Cim his girlfriend. It's a good thing that they don't live together or she (and Ignori) would have to listen to his (verbal) explosions the whole time. I doubt anyone is looking into his 'mood swings' but they should.
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    His lyrics (for want of a better word) are just rantings with a beat...and no Capitals. Self absorbed egotistical and boring as hell. What is with this feako?No one could love him like he loves him. Now theres a song he could chant about.
    My name is Kanye but you can call me Yeezus
    I love the way you love me,
    From little kids to all old geezers
    You adore me and idolize,
    You love my wild furious brown eyes,
    My girlfriends name is of world renown
    But let me tell you she likes going down,
    Im the best in the world im the greatest,
    And if you haven't heard the latest,
    Im gonna let her marry me,
    What a lucky, lucky girl,
    A wedding will stop the rumours
    Of how in a tutu I love to twirl,
    And to prove my masculinity we have a baby,
    I cant recall its name,
    Buts it fair to say that im the best
    Cos I know how to play the game.
    Signed .Mr Kanye West. AKA dickhead.
    Jack I swear.

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    ^For a minute I thought those were his actual lyrics.
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    Thanks, Cheray. You have inspired a new drinking game:

    Yo, yo, I'm the best in the world
    We get married in Paris
    Where we don't get harrassed
    They people they call me
    All over the world
    We famous, we famous,
    All over the world
    My girl she like Bey
    She better than Kate
    She better than great
    She give me no hate
    They paps call me names
    I better their game
    I know all they know
    They can't steal my show
    My fashion is passion
    I rule the whole world
    The world know my name
    I top of my game
    You haters, you hate me
    You never get near me
    My beat is the best
    My girl I undress

    (radio edit)
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    That bony girl with the roses is the same one as this?

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    Impregnated your mouth?

    "A true whore just loves her life." - Sluce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    Impregnated your mouth?

    [On Terry Richardson] "Dude is like a human version of a white, windowless van...." ~ Michael K.

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    Holy shit ^^^Cim has such a ugly body and that ass of hers is the most horrible piece of shit
    ever. And she that is sexy

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    Holy moly, that ass! I'd like to actually stand beside her in real life, just to compare everything. I'm tall, not super skinny, but pretty fit. I just want to check context(?) of my size. Cuz I'm like an 8 - 10 and there's no way she's not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    That bony girl with the roses is the same one as this?

    i literally cannot believe that she WILLINGLY did this to herself
    because she thinks it looks GOOD
    when her body used to look like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    So I had to google this and here are the charming lyrics in question:
    'I impregnated your mouth, girl, that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl.'

    What a fucking loser.
    And I thought I'd read some bad stuff on writers forums! My cats have shit better quality stuff than that!
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    Why hasn't someone in her family pulled her aside and told her how ridiculous her ass looks?!

    It's just as bad as this:


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    I'm already a crappy mom so I showed that pic of cim in the white pants to my 6 year old, being serious and straight faced and asked her if she thought this person was overweight, normal weight, or skinny. She looks at me and says "mommy, I'm not answering that because it's not nice to make fun of fat people."
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    Your daughter does not have what it takes to be a member here.
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    Maybe she is adopted..lol
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