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    So the wedding will be just in time for May TV sweeps, how romantic.
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    I figured they wanted to get the wedding over before North's first birthday. Because you know what happens after she turns one, she will be all booked up for pediatric lipo, repeated rhinoplasties, botox to help with those pesky lines that form whilst crying, and of course the mandatory fillers to prevent nasolabial lines and to plump up her lips, maybe even some gum revision surgery to aid with her teething woes. She's gonna be one busy toddler.

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    Don't forget some ass implants too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MmeVertigina View Post
    I figured they wanted to get the wedding over before North's first birthday. Because you know what happens after she turns one, she will be all booked up for pediatric lipo, repeated rhinoplasties, botox to help with those pesky lines that form whilst crying, and of course the mandatory fillers to prevent nasolabial lines and to plump up her lips, maybe even some gum revision surgery to aid with her teething woes. She's gonna be one busy toddler.
    Oh, I think they might hold the plastic surgery/botox/fillers until she is 12-14 yo. They're not monsters, you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MmeVertigina View Post
    I figured they wanted to get the wedding over before North's first birthday. Because you know what happens after she turns one, she will be all booked up for pediatric lipo, repeated rhinoplasties, botox to help with those pesky lines that form whilst crying, and of course the mandatory fillers to prevent nasolabial lines and to plump up her lips, maybe even some gum revision surgery to aid with her teething woes. She's gonna be one busy toddler.
    Don't tell Cim that Britney asked how to get her toddlers' teeth whitened!

    I guess if she wants 'millions' of pregnancies, she has to marry before the next pregnancy shows!

    But yeah, it's probably Mama Cris telling her that they need another show finale. Could Cim be LESS interested in her third wedding?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post



    With a dress like the first one, she'd look like she's wearing an enormous bustle in back (instead of just an enormous ass). She'd need a big hat perched on her forehead to balance it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idunno View Post
    Oh, I think they might hold the plastic surgery/botox/fillers until she is 12-14 yo. They're not monsters, you know.
    And no ass implants til the diapers are gone. Otherwise, they might make them too small
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    Dude she was just on the Jay Leno/Tonight Show farewell and holy crap she looks like a mannequin made to look like Kim, for a second I thought it was a male impersonator made to look like her
    And of course she was stuffed into an all white dress/sausage casing
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    Quote Originally Posted by choozen1ne View Post
    Dude she was just on the Jay Leno/Tonight Show farewell and holy crap she looks like a mannequin made to look like Kim, for a second I thought it was a male impersonator made to look like her
    And of course she was stuffed into an all white dress/sausage casing
    i was going to watch Leno's last show, but found out she was on it. I'll watch Kimmel.
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    Jay Leno has to endure Kim Kardashian's singing on his last night as host of The Tonight Show | Mail Online

    What a way to go! Kim Kardashian sings out legendary host Jay Leno on his last episode of The Tonight Show
    By Mike Larkin
    PUBLISHED: 00:19 EST, 7 February 2014 | UPDATED: 03:13 EST, 7 February 2014

    You would think they would pull out all the stops as his 22 year stint at the top came to an end.

    But poor Jay Leno had to endure Kim Kardashian's singing on his last ever episode as host of The Tonight Show.

    The reality television personality gave it her all as she shrieked her way through a spectacular Sound Of Music themed Farewell Song.


    Going out with a whimper: Kim Kardashian was allowed to sing at the end of Jay Leno's final Tonight Show on Thursday

    She was just one of a cadre of stars who sang as a member of the Shut Your Von Trapp Family during the Billy Crystal arranged ditty.

    Emerging to a muted reception, she sang: 'So long farewell last night I told my folks, now I won't be the butt of Leno's Jokes.'

    Generous Jay seemed pleased with her effort, and thankfully a host of other stars were also involved.

    Jack Black sang, 'if Fallon Tanks you'll be back here next year,' while Jim Parsons warbled, 'your success is called the big chin theory.'


    Jumping for joy: Jack Black certainly did not appear disappointed the chat show king's reign was at an end




    Big chin theory: Jim Parsons was not afraid to mock the star while multitalented Carol Burnett was also there



    A much needed touch of class: Luckily Sheryl Crow emerged to save the day by singing the song


    Jay's all stars: A fittingly star-studded cast of guests turned out to salute the departing star during the ditty

    Jay Leno has to endure Kim Kardashian's singing on his last night as host of The Tonight Show | Mail Online

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    She wasn't on long enough last night for it to even be memorable.
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    She would be the only talentless one in the group.
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