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    Default Kanye Thinks Prenups Are Tacky


    Someone needs to clear time in Kanye’s CAPS LOCK/overboard proposal/delusions of grandeur schedule so he can do some research on why marrying Kim Kardashian without a prenup is the dumbest fucking idea in the history of dumb fucking ideas. A source told HollywoodLife:


    “Kanye’s in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. It’s scary because the love is so powerful, Kanye doesn’t even want to have a prenup,” the source says. “He thinks it’s tacky and he doesn’t want to offend Kim or make anything seem awkward. He loves Kim too much for that to even cross his mind. He thinks of his money and his accomplishments and hers and he wants to share them with her — no strings attached.”

    There is so much wrong with this, I don’t even know where to begin. First of all,Kanye doesn’t love anybody but Kanye. He eats, sleeps and breathes his own hype so hard, it wouldn’t surprise me if he spent a good amount of his time practicing yoga so he can be flexible enough to come full circle and just suck himself off. Second of all, protecting the fruits of your labors is what he finds tacky? We should take up a collection to get his ass an Amazon gift card so he can purchase every excruciating season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians to see it’s too damn late to concern himself with tackiness now. And last but not least- silly rabbit, there are ALWAYS strings attached when you’re dealing with PMK and her shallow ass gene pool! Your future mother-in-law has probably written dozens of Kimye fan fictions in which the Kardashians somehow end up with millions of your money.


    Here are some pics of PMK (wearing an outfit my eight year old niece wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole) and Kim sending PETA into a vengeful rage by wearing a fur leaving their hotel in San Francisco. You folks in the Bay Area do a hometown girl a solid and have the city condemn that building now that it’s been tainted.
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    Walking around SF in that fur, surprised somebody didn't throw blood on her

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    I preferred it when Kanye was hiding from her. Now they think they are the Beckhams.

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    They are such a tacky couple.
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    I see that Jay and Beyonce weren't in attendance.

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    ^ And none of Kanye's friends, family and collaborators. As usual, it was the Cardashian show.

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    and it brings shame to my city.

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    Cim get your fucking hand picture out of ATT&T Park you sack of shit, slut. How dare you and your family come to my ball park. Your marriage will fail just like the others, I just can't wait until Kayne throws you on that FAKE ASS of yours. You make me so sick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    Kanye doesn’t even want to have a prenup,” PMK says. “He thinks it’s tacky and he doesn’t want to offend Kim or make anything seem awkward. He loves Kim too much for that to even cross his mind. He thinks of his money and his accomplishments and hers and he wants to share them with her — no strings attached.”
    So, PMK definitely has pics of Kanye in bed with his boyfriend Tisci.

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    SOLVED!

    [BlindGossip] Why would someone get married simply to get divorced?

    Money. Fame.

    Her romances and engagements make the front page of every tabloid, and her weddings will make more money than they cost. Since she has no discernible talent, she will use what she has to make and stay in the headlines. She believes that a rotating door of romances and grooms will keep her in the spotlight long after most stars burn out. When you have such lofty ambitions, it helps to have lofty goals. Her close family and friends know about these goals (although many of them don’t approve).

    What are those goals? 1. Babies with more than one wealthy baby daddy. 2. More marriages than Elizabeth Taylor.

    It’s Kim Kardashian! Source: BlindGossip.com

    So Kim Kardasian and Kanye West just got engaged. Whoopie.

    This is the first marriage for Kanye, but the third marriage for Kim. Yes, she is that much closer to her goal of beating Elizabeth Taylor’s record!

    Have you noticed that Kim is trotting out the jewels and the tight dresses and the furs once again? Yes, she is channeling Elizabeth Taylor (in her own mind). You can’t even tell where one ends and the other begins (Shhhh! Just play along.)

    Just so you know, the last marriage ate up a lot more time than Kim had planned. The original blind item was written two years ago. Kimmy thought she was going to be able to zip in and out of that marriage to Kris Humphries in no time flat.

    Well, Hump Day Humphries didn’t get the memo that he was supposed to be a reality show prop for the wedding, and then just roll over for the divorce. If he had truly cared one iota about Kim, he would have allowed himself to be engaged, married, and divorced in the six months he was allotted! Instead, he draaaagged out that divorce for a good long time… and even took the ring back (Elizabeth would have never let that happen!). What a selfish guy!

    At least Kanye is in the sprint with her. It’s all out of sequence, but who cares? She was still married to Kris when she started dating Kanye and got pregnant by him. But after the divorce went through, she was cleared for takeoff once again!

    While Elizabeth Taylor would have never gotten engaged at AT&T Park – or any ballpark for that matter – congratulations to our classy couple, Kim and Kanye! Let’s see how fast Kim can zip this one through the turnstile. By our calculations, her reality fame clock is ticking down, and she needs to get at least one more marriage and baby under her belt before she turns 35!

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    She will never be Elizabeth Taylor, no matter how hard Cim tries.

    Bruce Jenner Wasn't Invited To Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Engagement Party

    Posted: 10/24/2013 9:25 am EDT | Updated: 10/24/2013 9:25 am EDT



    It looks like Kanye West left Bruce Jenner off the guest list for his surprise engagement to Kim Kardashian.
    TMZ reports that Jenner wasn't invited to West's proposal party at the AT&T Park in San Francisco Monday (Oct. 21) despite the fact that the rest of his family was there. He also had no idea the rapper, who planned every detail of the extravagant event, was going to propose to his step-daughter.
    Jenner was allegedly the first person Kardashian called after she got the ring, TMZ noted. It's unclear if he was left off the guest list because of his separation from Kris Jenner or because of his rocky relationship with the "Yeezus" star.
    Back in May, Jenner called out West on "Extra," saying that the 36-year-old is never around.
    "I have only met him once," the former Olympian told host Maria Menounos. "He's never ... he's not around. He was in Paris the whole time writing, and he just hasn't been around.”
    Last year, when West and Kardashian first started dating, Jenner said he wasn't "that excited" about it. RadarOnline.com reported he was worried about her jumping into a relationship so quickly after splitting from ex-husband Kris Humphries.
    Jenner will likely be invited to the Kimye wedding, which E! News reports is "going to be huge."

    Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1..._ref=celebrity

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    Poor Auntie Bruce
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    I'm sure PMK keepps Bruce away because he doesn't always follow her script. I'm also guessing post split she's wanting him out of her brand image since he's not making her the $$ and she's moved on to her next scheme. lastly, cause this shit is FAKE.
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    So PMK will be organizing the wedding and going on the honeymoon and, and ... Kanye better get used to this.
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    I just saw an article in the Enquirer that said Sarah Michelle Gellar and hubby moved because they were afraid Kim and Kanye would bring down the value of their home. LOL LOL

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