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    which ones are the mannequins?



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    Quote Originally Posted by choozen1ne View Post

    Annual Khristmas card is here !!!!And It's klassy as always
    The Kardashian Kristmas Kard Is Here

    Why are there no men in this picture?

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    Yeah, I'm not sure that's Bruce in the terrarium. I think it may be another mannequin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post



    which ones are the mannequins?
    ^^The ones that look real.
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    Just saw an interview where Khloe talked about how great the set was for the shoot...
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    I didn't realize that was Bruce either. I did notice him on the Wheaties box, like an honorable mention type of thing.

    ETA:

    According to this article, Bruce was upset that he wasn't included so they gave in and stuck him in the tube.



    Where do I even begin with this Kardashian family Christmas card? By now we’ve gotten used to this family’s affinity for Photoshop and ridiculousness, but they’ve reached whole new levels of WTF with this one. This year they decided to ignore the whole point of their card — that it’s for Christmas — and just pose dramatically in an artsy environment with absolutely nothing Christmasy or even wintery in sight. If you find something related to Christmas in this photo, please let me know. It might be like a “Where’s Waldo?” situation.

    The card, which the family premiered last night in advance of their E! Christmas special — which they filmed in September — features the family members posing in some kind of abandoned casino. I like to imagine this is what their mansion will look like in ten years when they start the descent into Has Been Town. Haha, just kidding. That will never happen. We’re stuck with these people forever.

    The card, shot by David LaChapelle, was initially supposed to be just for the ladies of the family, but as explained on last night’s special, Bruce Jenner was upset that he wouldn’t be included, so they let him participate. But as you can see in the closeup below, his presence isn’t the most glamorous. In case you can’t tell, he is literally trapped in a glass tube, doing an impression of Riff Raff from Rocky Horror, pawing at the sides like a mime, while Kris Jenner smirks next to him. Art really does imitate life.

    Kanye West, Scott Disick and Lamar Odom were all left out of the photo without the honor of being trapped in their own tubes. As you can see, Kourtney’s kids Mason and Penelope were included — with Mason looking utterly exhausted from spending time with these people — but North West was nowhere to be found. I guess that baby with a halo thing in the background up there might represent her. She is the daughter of a god, after all.

    You can see more closeups over at E! Online, but can we discuss how wide this photo is? Is this card going to just be enormous? Is each one going to get driven by its own SUV and then carried into the recipients’ houses with a man carrying each end? I wouldn’t put it past this family. I wouldn’t put anything past this family. Merry Krismas!


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    Well, they kind of included Lamar and Kanye. Their pictures are on the card- on magazine covers on the ground. Kanye's picture as Jesus on the cross and and Lamar's picture from some tabloid.

    There is a hell of a lot of kreepy symbolism in that kard.
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    Excluding the men is a pretty strong statement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    so they gave in and stuck him in the tube.


    This had me rolling on the floor. Maybe I've had one too many, but for some reason this just hit me square on the ha-ha button. (Not the Hoo-Haa button, that's a very different thing).
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    I like the rat just above Kanye's RS cover, between the younger sisters. Squeak squeak, Kanye

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    I saw the episode last night.... You could tell Kourtney and Khloe were a little weary about David LaChapelle (as they should have been).
    He came off difficult to work with.

    It was his idea, and that's it. The family basically had no say in the concept - which I thought was odd, it's their xmas card, after all....
    You could tell Kourtney and Khloe were frustrated with LaChapelle, but couldn't really say anything about it, or they would say something like: "I know he's a genius, and everything will turn our great but...."

    Here's my main question: What about this picture says: "Christmas"?? or even "Happy Holidays?"

    Some of my thoughts on the end result....
    -Why is there a random naked african-american woman breast feeding her child on a xmas card?
    -Why are they posing in Dave and Buster's Restaurant?
    -Why was Kendall instructed to hold her arms up like that?
    -Why is there a blond mannequin/blow up doll in the middle of the picture? (That's where my eye first goes to)
    -Why is the background "louder" than the people posing in the picture?

    I feel like you have to squint your eyes a special way to find everyone...

    I just don't get it.
    There's artsy and then there's just plain stupid. It's a fine line... and LaChapelle just went way off the deep end with this.
    You have to know when to scale it back a couple notches.... not include every single idea that pops into your head.

    EDIT: Mason is the only person I like in this photo.



    Source/Close ups: http://www.eonline.com/news/486259/t...day-family-pic

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    it's typical lachappelle, *yawns*
    except in this case i'd say he's mocking his subjects and they're so dumb they don't realise it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    -Why is there a blond mannequin/blow up doll in the middle of the picture? (That's where my eye first goes to)
    No, Kim's on the left....
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    Just caught up with this thread. Agree with the notion that Lachapelle is mocking them.

    Whatever Hell looks like, I'm pretty sure it looks close to that.

    And Kendall's arms - wavy, wavy, model posey. It's like they've gone through a flymo.

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    If lachapelle is the one responsible for editing Kourtney's legs to look that thin, then I would like to schedule a portrait session as soon as possible. In that element, he's a miracle worker.

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