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    I couldn't see the pic. That's good yes?
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    Kanye seems to like her all greased up. You know, like a male body builder in a competition... except she has no muscle tone.

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    That's because she doesn't work out and all her 'gym' appointments are where she gets her hair glued on and more fillers.
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    #SpanxProblems: Kim Kardashian Often Pees All Over Her Shapewear

    #SpanxProblems: Kim Kardashian Often Pees All Over Her Shapewear

    "It's a disaster," she says. This, and 14 other funky fresh fun Kardashian facts from the new issue of LOVE magazine.
    By Alex Rees

    Courtesy of LOVE magazine

    Kim and Cara Delevingne's special collaboration for the new issue of LOVE magazine encompasses a damp-looking photo shoot and a "conversation," because Cara Delevingne is a journalist now also. And, if the revealing Q&A with Kim is anything to go by, she's got a natural ability for teasing juicy nuggets out of her interview subject — particularly after an awkward opener in which she has to admit that Kim isn't cool enough to be on her "special" phone (Delevingne has three phones, one for work, one for regular peeps, and one for the special folk).
    Below, in no particular order, a collection of Kardashian factoids Kim shares:

    • Kim does not like the name South. Those jokes: off the table.


    • Kim only started wearing underwear a month ago — or in/around August 2014, considering this interview took place at the end of Paris Fashion Week last October.


    • Also, she struggles with Spanx. "I always pee all over my Spanx, it's a disaster," she tells Cara. "They aren't crotchless enough!"


    • Like many of us, Kim really wanted to be on The Real World when she was a kid. Of course, as it happens, sister Kourtney was the first Kardashian to land a spot on a reality TV show, in 2005's Filthy Rich Cattle Drive.


    • If she could be an animal, Kim would be either a chinchilla or a seahorse. The latter because she'd like to know what it's like to have sex with herself.


    • Kim would not ever like to have sex with another woman though. She's not even curious.


    • On the flipside, her favorite sex position (with a man) is "from the back." Oh, and there's no such thing as "too big," she says.


    • The first time Kim and Kanye spoke on the phone, their conversation lasted EIGHT HOURS.


    • Kim is good at making cornbread.


    • Kim has peed outside. Oh, and Kourtney is "notorious" for that, apparently. Kim says Kourtney once squatted down behind a curtain somewhere in the Delano Hotel in Miami, and peed, just like that. "They will probably never let us stay there again," Kim says.


    • Kim would like to be a forensic investigator. "I am obsessed with murders and dead bodies," she says.


    • And her guilty pleasure is TV detective shows.


    • Sometimes Kim uses mayonnaise to condition her hair.


    • Kim thinks most journalists are lazy, and this is not a trait she admires in people. (BRB, there's something in my eye; I thought we had something good going on, Kim.) Here's a sassy quote on that subject: "When someone asks me, 'What do you do?' under my breath I want to say, 'Ask my fucking bank account what I do.' But I would never say that to someone's face."



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    #SpanxProblems: Kim Kardashian Often Pees All Over Her Shapewear

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    I hate that I read this and now know things I did not want to know. Ya know?
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    Hmmm. She is totally unlikable. Why am I actually surprised?
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    • kim only started wearing underwear a month ago or in/around august 2014, considering this interview took place at the end of paris fashion week last october.


    • also, she struggles with spanx. "i always pee all over my spanx, it's a disaster," she tells cara. "they aren't crotchless enough
    Guess we know why she started wearing underwear. And if spanks were crotchless she'd pee more on her clothes, which would be a good thing? She is really disgusting. There is absolutely nothing about her that isn't disgusting. And she tells people how disgusting she is, like it's interesting or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily Bleu View Post
    I wants to get a baseball bat and smash their fucking heads!


    She really does, ALL THE TIME!
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    • On the flipside, her favorite sex position (with a man) is "from the back." Oh, and there's no such thing as "too big," she says.

    Good reason for that...



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    •If she could be an animal, Kim would be either a chinchilla or a seahorse. The latter because she'd like to know what it's like to have sex with herself.

    And now Kris is finding out how much vivid will pay them for a porno of Kim having sex with herself.

    •On the flipside, her favorite sex position (with a man) is "from the back." Oh, and there's no such thing as "too big," she says.

    Oh Kim, there is such thing as too big, and that's what all men think when they think of fucking you from behind. They know their dick will never get past all the fat you injected into your ass.

    •Kim would like to be a forensic investigator. "I am obsessed with murders and dead bodies," she says.

    Yes, Kim. The world saw your dead body in your porn film.
    Last edited by sluce; February 7th, 2015 at 10:09 AM.
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    Well that part makes sense because she looks like the living dead herself.
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    I might be slow, but I don't get how her wanting to be a seahorse means that she wants to have sex with herself? Is there something about seahorses I don't know?

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    It is really pathetic that any time people stop talking about her, the only thing Cim knows to do is to get naked.


    I also also had a good laugh at her calling others lazy. Because... Well... See my first comment.

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    Wait, those facts are not made up by some journalist that tries to be funny?

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