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    My grandmother used to say it was because no one wanted to show teeth back in the days before modern dentistry. But that sounds exactly like something she would say. She had a thing about nice teeth.
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    I think he looks stupid when he smiles.

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    I don't. They both look slack-jawed when they are glum.
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    He's probably embarrassed he replaced his bottom row of teeth with diamonds. Or maybe not.

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    They both look stupid all the time, and she's FAT. Sorry, I'm drunk so I'm being super honest. I love being drunk.So awesome. Again, she's fat which is fine, but she acts like she has the body of like a goddess. Soo...
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    The Lardassian. I said it. I'm not even drunk.

    That tit and ass enhancement surgery was a waste of money. All she had to do was wait a bit because she was getting fatter already...then got knocked up.

    Now they can start removing the lard. Which I guess she did have done on the belly and legs. I know this twat is not disciplined enough to eat right and exercise. Not enough to make a difference. This bitch is lazier than Britters ever thought about being.

    Any major changes in that body I'm putting down surgery, temporary stuff like body wraps/industrial strength spanx/colonics/laxatives, or adderrall. Or Cocaine.
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    'Everyone has some form of fashion every single day. We have the power to change the world. I believe that through design, because design is the closest to truth, problem solving truth is the closest to love, and love is the closest thing to God, and God is love.'



    Look! It's Mother Teresa is in the clouds, nodding her approval!


    Yeezus needs to design a solid gold, pointy crown, anoint himself Zen King of humanity, then complete the circle of life by shoving his head up his ass.
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    going through life must be awesome when you're this self-absorbed and ignorant to reality (and rich).
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    Had to leave it here...


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    Fuck him!!! Why is Katy Perry wearing pink swim/sports flip flop??
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    Quote Originally Posted by *DIVA! View Post
    Fuck him!!! Why is Katy Perry wearing pink swim/sports flip flop??
    It's FASHION! And brings her closer to God.
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    That's not fashion hood people wear that crap outside
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    Even his smile is a front.

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    Holy fuck! Kanye must have started dressing PMK too!



    Kris Jenner copies daughter Kim Kardashian at Chanel show in ParisĀ* | Daily Mail Online

    And if you need a laugh after seeing that this is apparently a candid of Kim getting into a sample size for a Balmain photo shoot. SAMPLE SIZE! Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!



    Kim Kardashian in behind the scenes shots of Balmain campaign shoot | Daily Mail Online

    Kanye obviously thinks this is just as ridiculous or Riccardo has just come in.
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    That's actually two sample sizes sewed together. With spanx underneath. And she had a colonic the day before.
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