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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Like Pete Burns lips did (if you've never seen the pictures then don't look for them. Google will not be your friend).
    The picture of Pete Burns, that was burned into my mind, was not of his lips. There was a pic of him a few years ago, performing somewhere, and he went commando under his dress. His floopy fruits were worse than Cisco Adler's, a real set of knee knockers he had.
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    oy,cisco adler,s balls...i knew that shit will come up.
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    I'm pretty sure he has transitioned into an asshole covered in hemorrhoids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    The picture of Pete Burns, that was burned into my mind, was not of his lips. There was a pic of him a few years ago, performing somewhere, and he went commando under his dress. His floopy fruits were worse than Cisco Adler's, a real set of knee knockers he had.
    For people who have not yet had that burned into their minds:

    http://www.holymoly.com/sites/defaul...urns-13010.jpg

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    Well Kim is a hemorrhoid on the ass of humanity, so he got it right.

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    Ha ha ha. That Pete pic is hilarious. Seems like those things would be getting banged around and hurt a lot.
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    Wow... Those are some serious danglers!

    Hey Shellee! Go have a peek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    saw this on the DM. This guy is 'transforming' into Kim.


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    A different look: Jordan Peake is a 23-year-old man showed off his pouty lips and heavy eyebrows after splashing out $150,000 to look like Kim











    Read more: Kim Kardashian fan Jordan James Parke spent $150,000 on more than FIFTY cosmetic procedures to transform into idol | Daily Mail Online
    Nailed It!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Wow... Those are some serious danglers!

    Hey Shellee! Go have a peek.
    Of course I already did and his lips are still worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    For people who have not yet had that burned into their minds:

    http://www.holymoly.com/sites/defaul...urns-13010.jpg

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    That is the one. Look at those knee-knocking floopy fruits. As an aside, the term floopy fruits came about after smoking WAY too much weed one day. I tried to say floppy, but floopy came out instead, and fruits just went well with floopy.

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    We call 'em Klackers after the old kids toy.

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    Something's afoot! Kim Kardashian rocks bizarre fur-lined heels for her date night with Kanye West... amid claims they are fighting over their Christmas plans

    By NOLA OJOMU FOR MAILONLINE
    PUBLISHED: 09:35, 19 December 2014 | UPDATED: 17:56, 19 December 2014


    Rumours have been swirling that they having been having heated debates about their Christmas plans.
    But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West put on a united front on Thursday night as they enjoyed a romantic meal together.
    The couple had been seen working out together earlier in the day before they got dressed up for their night at Bandera in Brentwood, California.




    Stylish pair: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West put on a united front on Thursday night as they enjoyed a romantic meal together

    The 37-year-old rapper has been busy working on his upcoming album and even spent Thanksgiving in Paris last month, while Kim, 34, and their toddler daughter North were in Los Angeles.
    And according to In Touch, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star recently became annoyed after Kanye threatened to spend Christmas away too.
    A source told the publication: 'They had it out over it. Kim lost it and was in tears. She screamed that she's tired of him being a distant father and husband.'
    Adding to her anger is the fact that Kanye often spends the night at his Hollywood Hills bachelor pad instead of at home with Kim, claimed the magazine.
    Over the weekend the couple did get to spend some quality time together during a family outing to Disney On Ice at Staples Center.
    But in the middle of the show's performance, Kanye mysteriously disappeared from the arena leaving Kim and 18-month-old little Nori in the front row.
    After her husband left, the reality star posed for a photo alongside sister Kourtney's children Mason and Penelope and gal pals Brttny Gastineau and Ciara among others.


    Rumour has it: It has been claimed that the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star recently became annoyed after Kanye has threatened to spend Christmas away

    Kanye has yet to announce a release date or title for his upcoming seventh studio album, which follows on the heels of his 2013 record Yeezus.
    The rapper has reportedly spent $74,000 on 18-month-old North's Christmas presents this year.
    An insider told Heat magazine that Kanye dropped $62,000 on a diamond-encrusted tiara as well as $12,000 on a toy replica of his matte black SUV.

    The source also revealed that Kanye thinks the tiara will be a great gift for Nori, saying, 'so when she plays dress-up she'll be a real princess'
    And the Stronger hitmaker is super excited to get the tot her own set of wheels to match his, the source said: 'he thinks it's the coolest thing ever.
    Kanye has also been planning to surprise wife Kim, 34, with some extravagant purchases, with a source claiming, 'For Kim, he’s got specially commissioned designer clothes, shoes, bags, and jewels, too. Well, actually he asked his stylist to do it.'


    Read more: Kim Kardashian rocks fur-lined heels for date night with Kanye West | Daily Mail Online
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    Holy shit why did I look? That's an image that I could have done without!

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