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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilson View Post
    That baby has got Kim's kankles.
    And eventually, she'll have Kim's ass. They've probably already booked the plastic surgeon.

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    ^^ They're probably already padding her diaper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    When I was 18 i lived in 29 palms for a couple of months and my roommates had a toddler. One weekend we went to Big Bear and that kid freaked out at the grass. He was was all wtf because he only knew sand.
    My sister (city kid) was terrified of sand as a toddler/little kid. When my parents took her to the beach she wouldn't move from the blanket and cried.

    My daughter (city kid) is afraid of grass.
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    Kim wishes her waist was that small.
    "I don't know what hammer time is, or how it differs from regular time"

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    LOL. And her ass.
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    The idea of an ass pinita is awesome. Human ass, not donkey which is common.
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    Same difference with her. I'd like to beat that piņata right upside the head.
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    Kim Kardashian celebrates 'date night' with husband Kanye West | Daily Mail Online

    Kim Kardashian celebrates 'date night' with husband Kanye West after month apart... but can't resist sneaking off for bathroom selfie
    By MailOnline Reporter
    Published: 00:56 EST, 8 December 2014 | Updated: 05:13 EST, 8 December 2014

    She enjoyed a well-deserved 'date night' with husband Kanye West on Sunday after three weeks apart.

    But selfie queen Kim Kardashian couldn't resist sneaking off to the bathroom to take a quick picture.

    The 34-year-old was seen posing with her cellphone as she stood in front of a bathroom mirror, showing off her hourglass figure in a fitted beige dress.


    Selfie queen! Kim Kardashian couldn't resist sneaking off to the bathroom to take a quick picture while on a date with husband Kanye West

    The reality star posted two similar snaps, showing her pouting for the camera while standing in a sleek bathroom.

    She displayed her sensational curves in a long-sleeved, high-collared dress, while a camel-coloured coat lay over the side of the sink.

    '#DATENIGHT,' she captioned the first picture, and simply 'CloseUp' accompanied the second snap.


    If you've got it: She displayed her sensational curves in a long-sleeved, high-collared dress, and a camel-coloured coat lay over the side of the sink

    The couple were seen arriving back in Los Angeles from New York via private jet with their daughter North on Sunday.

    The previous night, the couple were pictured together walking hand-in-hand in Manhattan for the first time following a three-week separation.

    Before Saturday, Kanye and Kim were last pictured together in New York City on November 12 and spent Thanksgiving apart - Kim in Los Angeles and Kanye in Paris.

    Kim has been busy travelling for promotional appearances, including a stop at the SVEDKA Vodka event in Miami, Florida on Thursday, and a trip to the United Arab Emirates to promote her new fragrance, Fleur Fatale, prior.

    Meanwhile, Kanye has performed at events such as the World AIDS Day concert earlier this month.


    Reunited: Kanye West and Kim were seen in New York City on Saturday after spending nearly a month apart


    The married couple of seven months appeared strangely press shy as they braved Manhattan's freezing rain

    Kim has clearly been missing her man, as she tweeted on Monday, 'My MCM goes to my BFF & husband! Miss you baby! #HurryHome #GoodLuckTonight,' along with a snap of the two together.
    Yet, due to their conflicting schedule, the couple has been plagued by rumours they're on the rocks.
    But Kim, who tied the knot with Kanye earlier this year, is said to be desperate for her marriage not to end up like her mother's, Kris Jenner.

    A source said: 'Kim is determined to make this work because she does not want to ever have to go through what she is watching her mom and Bruce go through.'

    The television personality, who already has 17-month-old North with her husband, is reportedly hoping a new addition to the family will help smooth things over between the couple.

    A family friend told RadarOnline.com: '[They are] not getting a divorce [and are] planning to have another child in the near future! She wants to have just one more baby and then she is done.'


    Missing her love: Kim tweeted this picture with Kanye for her 'MCM' (Man Crush Monday) this week

    Meanwhile, Kanye's stepbrother, Hal Carmichael, recently revealed that the Stronger hitmaker 'protects' his wife by 'controlling' her.

    Hal said: 'Kanye constantly worries about Kim and North because he knows the kidnap risk is high. Because of the lifestyle they lead, he has to think about it carefully nowadays.

    'Kanye controls Kim, like where she travels and what she does, to protect her. He thinks the more the public see of them, the more at risk they are.'


    Sky's the limit: The entrepreneur wore over-the-knee boots with her ensemble


    Gloomy: Kanye appeared glum as he covered up from the rain

    Read more: Kim Kardashian celebrates 'date night' with husband Kanye West | Daily Mail Online
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    Meanwhile, Kanye's stepbrother, Hal Carmichael, recently revealed that the Stronger hitmaker 'protects' his wife by 'controlling' her.


    Oh yeah. Absolutely. Makes perfect sense. Not a fucking red flag at all. Hey GR Peeps! You've ever been with someone who tried to control your life, where you could go and what you could do but you ran for the hills? Well that makes you shit out of luck for getting your arse out of there because that's what true love is about...


    Hal said: 'Kanye constantly worries about Kim and North because he knows the kidnap risk is high. Because of the lifestyle they lead, he has to think about it carefully nowadays.

    'Kanye controls Kim, like where she travels and what she does, to protect her. He thinks the more the public see of them, the more at risk they are.'


    GMAFB! If rumours are to be believed about Kanye's spending habits far, far outstripping his income Kim is as much his Kash Kow as she is PMK's and if she wasn't out there whoring her fake arse to promote the Kuntye/Kuntrashian Brand then ol' Yeezus would be storming into the bankruptcy hearings with one of his posturing nonsense rants in under 18 months. He NEEDS Kim to keep shit rolling - that's why he married her.
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    1. She looks pretty in that pic of her and Kanye...the close up one.
    2. I hate that I said that.
    3. She does not want to be divorced like her mother? Uh...kind of effed that one already as this is "marriage" #3.
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    Kanye constantly worries about Kim and North because he knows the kidnap risk is high.
    I think kidnapping Kim would play out like The Ransom of Red Chief.



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    Hal said: 'Kanye constantly worries about Kim and North because he knows the kidnap risk is high. Because of the lifestyle they lead, he has to think about it carefully nowadays.

    'Kanye controls Kim, like where she travels and what she does, to protect her. He thinks the more the public see of them, the more at risk they are.'



    They certainly don't need to show North off the way they do. Many celebrities manage to keep their children's lives and faces out of the public eye. Jay Z and Beyonce' appear to have a normal parenting relationship with their daughter but she isn't trotted out in front of the paparazzi the way North is. North is part of Kanye's PR campaign to convince the world that he's straight.





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    "He thinks the more the public see of them, the more at risk they are." LOL It would kill Kim if she actually had to be out of the public. The world would collapse without her selfies!!
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    in response to the piņata kim pic.
    Haaa, this is from Houston TX. And it did have a donkey by it for while. Donkey show
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