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    Well, at least the picture of her posing in the pool isn't photoshopped.....



    So Kim, how does one lose weight in their rib cage area? Lot's of baby lifting and squats?
    Do you suggest we work out both sides of the body equally so it doesn't turn out lopsided, like your picture?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    No matter how I look at it this is ridiculous. Either it's made up and ridiculous or it's true and totally fucking ridiculous.


    Why would they DO that? Nori isn't that well-known. They can send her out with a nanny who hasn't been photographed and a hat on. It's just another crazy thing for Kanye to waste his money on. This guy's going to end up like Mike Tyson -- sad, broke and wishing he hadn't wasted his fortune on foolish things.
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    They would do that so they have an excuse when someone discovers that 'emergency pap Nori' who is handed to Kim in times when she needs to look maternal before the press, isn't REAL Nori.
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    Great! The Kardashian child army of tots who will all look terrified at having to be near Kim and Kanye. At least the stand in(s) will have that look down pat from the real Nori.

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    I'm betting that if we put the real nori next to the imposter, Kim and Kanye will not be able to tell the difference.
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    This way when there is no "bond" that will be their excuse, well she's not our daughter
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    When will they admit that they neither live together nor raise their own child?
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    Bumping this to get off the page with that god awful yellow ass pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flygirl View Post
    Bumping this to get off the page with that god awful yellow ass pic.
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    She's a Size 2, quit hating

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    Size 2 manatee.
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    Please don't insult manatees
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    Manatees are adorable, gentle creatures. Kim? Not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    When will they admit that they neither live together nor raise their own child?
    That's the planned story line for Keeping up with Kardashian-West in the year 2027.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    When will they admit that they neither live together nor raise their own child?
    probably around the same time that Kanye admits he prefers to be that french designer and when Kim admits her ass is fake
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